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Author Topic: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist  (Read 4818 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2015, 04:09:23 pm »

Spawn. Steal the poopcorn and eat it.
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2015, 05:52:37 pm »

Will popcorn into my hands.

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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2015, 07:36:20 pm »

FIND A TRANSLATOR FOR WHAT THE GM SAID TO ME
(i won't roll for OOC things. Else it's too minimalist) 2 Next Spawn action is decreased by -1.
Spawn. Steal the poopcorn and eat it.
[mudane] You spawn.
Use my illusionary magic of unclarified source to switch the popcorn with a cartoony dynamite that was conveniently in my pocket, stealing the popcorn in the process.
[2] You fail casting the magic.
Dive at the popcorn before anyone else. If anyone gets close to taking it away from me, break it!
Dive at Tomasque and hold him down.  If he managed to grab the popcorn, steal it from him and curl up into a ball with the popcorn held at my center.
[4v1] (won't bother the bonuses)Tomasque flawlessly grabbed the popcorn while Megggas got dizzy while curling into a ball, And he entered a elevator and slammed at a below floor. Megggas don't know what happened.
Will popcorn into my hands.
[1](i'm starting to think....) You flung yourself behind into [3] a wall far behind.
Spawn. Steal the poopcorn and eat it.
Will popcorn into my hands.
[4v2v6] Tomasque avoids getting his popcorn stolen... by letting Saber bite his back. Gentlefish just can't do anything.
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17/18 Before change
10/10 [30/30] Tomasque has the popcorn
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« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 08:18:46 pm by H4zardZ1 »
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2015, 07:47:32 pm »

Find knife.

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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2015, 08:06:48 pm »

Find a fire extinguisher on my floor.  Then take the elevator back up to the main floor.  Use my fire extinguisher as a melee weapon and attack whoever has the popcorn and steal it.  If I get ganged up on, spray the extinguisher at everybody nearby and run away.
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2015, 08:28:13 pm »

Go inside the elevator, press the button for Megggas's floor, then press the emergency stop button just between Megggas's floor and the one above. Threaten to brake the popcorn if anyone comes near me.
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2015, 08:37:36 pm »

Go no_clip through the wall and quickly grab the popcorn
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2015, 09:25:55 pm »

CALL OVER MY SCYTHER MINIONS TO STEAL THE POPCORN
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2015, 05:57:29 am »

Kick Tomasque in the balls and steal my PRECIOUS poopcorn.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2015, 06:08:56 am »

Assist with the kicking of the Tomasque in the balls.
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2015, 08:39:29 am »

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Find knife.
[6!] A powerful large knive suddenly drops into your head. [4] You dodge it, but it is now stuck in the floor.
Go inside the elevator, press the button for Megggas's floor, then press the emergency stop button just between Megggas's floor and the one above. Threaten to brake the popcorn if anyone comes near me.
Kick Tomasque in the balls and steal my PRECIOUS poopcorn.
[3v4(bite)] Saber's teeth is now slowly sinking into Tomasque's back. [4v5(crotch attacking)] Ouch. That must hurt. Through Tomasque endures it. [6!-1] Stopped the evelator from Megggas, Done. Keeping the popcorn, nope. Tomasque drops unconsicious and will bleed to death in 2 turns. [4+1] Saber took the popcorn easily. His teeth are still stuck on Tomasque.
Find a fire extinguisher on my floor.  Then take the elevator back up to the main floor.  Use my fire extinguisher as a melee weapon and attack whoever has the popcorn and steal it.  If I get ganged up on, spray the extinguisher at everybody nearby and run away.
[1!] Fire extinguisher not found. You headbang yourself for some time. You get very dizzy for the headbangs.[3-1] Nope, you can't see where the elevator are because you are very dizzy.
Go no_clip through the wall and quickly grab the popcorn
[Autofail:-4 to this roll] You failed to turn Etheral.
CALL OVER MY SCYTHER MINIONS TO STEAL THE POPCORN
[6!] They don't hear or understand what are you talking about. Either way, they are spawned and will act this turn.
Assist with the kicking of the Tomasque in the balls.
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[1!v4] Sl4cker's head flung off in a arc, decapicated by Poketwo's minion (i didn't understand how scythers attack). Respawn?
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16/18 Before change
10/10 [30/30] SaberToothTiger has the popcorn
Every (re)spawns after a succesful one take a turn so you won't be able to act at that turn. Also, Revision: Autofails will happen at -3 instead from -4 from now on.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2015, 07:17:17 pm by H4zardZ1 »
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2015, 08:44:35 am »

SCYTHERS HAVE SCYTHE ARMS. ISN'T OBVIOUS HOW THEY ATTACK?
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2015, 08:50:41 am »

So it's correct to just attack with decapication.
Hmph.
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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2015, 10:06:17 am »

Eat Tomasque and go to the roof.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll To Steal The Popcorn: Semi-Minimalist
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2015, 10:23:12 am »

Spawn as a tiefling (human with demon blood in their ancestry,  they typically have horns and a tail, they also have resistance to fire, cold, and lightning.) conman/ sorcerer. Use magic to teleport the popcorn into my hand.
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