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[Generally me]

The Race

Anyone can join at any time.

The goal is too finish the 100 metre race

You can only travel 10 metres at once

You can only have 2 actions per turn

People who post first, react first. Unless I deem otherwise.

This is Minamalist. But it doesn't matter if you turn into reality itself, you can still only travel ten metres.

Might make another scenario if this turns out well.


You all line up at the starting line.

BANG.

[MonkeyHead]

RUN FAST

[FallacyofUrist]

Deploy a set of Slime Mines ahead of everybody else. Run and laugh for joy.

[Megggas]

Hastily jump at MonkeyHead and latch onto him as he runs.

[Wilfred of Ivanhoe]

Summon an orc war party and charge for the finish line whilst ordering my orc warriors to seduce/grope the other runners.

[poketwo]

CALL UP ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM THE GAMES I GM TO HELP ME WIN THE RACE!

[Tomasque]

As I run by the other opponents, I

Spoiler: take something out of my golf bag... (click to show/hide)

                         RAMBO!!!!

[Magnumcannon]

Use a Gameshark and break the game mechanics

[Generally me]

RUN FAST

(6) Before you can start running someone latches onto your legs. You manage to then Run ten metres before your legs snap from the weight. An Orc then goes over to you and starts hugging you.
Travelled 10 metres.

Deploy a set of Slime Mines ahead of everybody else. Run and laugh for joy.

(4) You don't where the hell you got these slime mines and you don't know what the hell they are but they are really fun to watch people blow up on. (4) You casually walk about ten metres before an Orc runs over to you and slaps your ass.Travelled 10 metres.

Hastily jump at MonkeyHead and latch onto him as he runs.

(3) you grab Monkeyhead's legs and get dragged ten metres before your shirt gets caught in a slime mine. *explosion* You are Now dying. You also have Monkeyhead's leg in your hand and you're being molested by an Orc.
Travelled 10 metres

Summon an orc war party and charge for the finish line whilst ordering my orc warriors to seduce/grope the other runners.

(4) The orcs are summoned and start molesting everyone. (5) you manage to run ten metres avoiding everything like boss.
Travelled 10 metres

CALL UP ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM THE GAMES I GM TO HELP ME WIN THE RACE!

(1) You focus really hard but nothing happens. Then a slime mine flies through the air and hits you in the face. BOOM. Your lifeless body is being stroked lovingly by an Orc.

As I run by the other opponents, I

Spoiler: take something out of my golf bag... (click to show/hide)

                         RAMBO!!!!

(1) You grab your golf bag and take out your gun. But then an Orc comes over and sensually gives you a massage. You decide to marry the Orc and live together. Unfortunately, the Orc walks over a slime mine and blows up. You commit suicide, unable to bare the thought of living with out your one true love.

Use a Gameshark and break the game mechanics

(3) I don't know what that is but you summon a shark which promptly eats you. You are now in a sharks stomach

New Rules

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can only do 2 actions per turn

People who post first, react first. Unless I deem otherwise.

[H4zardZ1]

Do i see a loophole?

[Generally me]

Do i see a loophole?

Probably

[H4zardZ1]

As a reality, you could pull everything of the race. If you pull the distance INTO yourself, you could finish the race in one turn.

[Generally me]

As a reality, you could pull everything of the race. If you pull the distance INTO yourself, you could finish the race in one turn.

Still have to roll for it

[conein]

GOTTA GO FAST. AND PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE

[H4zardZ1]

As a reality, you could pull everything of the race. If you pull the distance INTO yourself, you could finish the race in one turn.

Still have to roll for it

I know now. It's still unfair for some lucky bastard who is reality, he can just move the 100 meters into him/summon something that somehow takes him 100 meters without him traveling.