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As in, players choose what they want to do or get at a checkpoint, then roll 1d6 for it, 3 times. Yes.

No, let's keep tokens in.

Checkpoints should only get 1 1d6 roll to them, not 3. Otherwise, yes.

[Salsacookies]

Name: The Mad Amish Man
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Appearance: A lean,fit teenager standing a tall 6'9". His attire consists of blue overalls with no shirt, brown boots, and a hat with a grain of wheat for detail. He has a beard that would put Moses to shame, seriously.
Backstory: Your average Amish Farmer, he took his big green tractor to show the others that you don't need technology to win, only hard work, and faith that your things work hard and for long enough to win.

[FallacyofUrist]

Name: The Mad Amish Man
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Appearance: A lean,fit teenager standing a tall 6'9". His attire consists of blue overalls with no shirt, brown boots, and a hat with a grain of wheat for detail. He has a beard that would put Moses to shame, seriously.
Backstory: Your average Amish Farmer, he took his big green tractor to show the others that you don't need technology to win, only hard work, and faith that your things work hard and for long enough to win.

Well okaydokay.

"Blasted reality warps. It seems that during the odd blast of energy that hit Nevermore Castle, some woman got replaced with The Mad Amish Man? Really? Is that his name?"

The game may now begin in earnest.

[Salsacookies]

1. My big green tractor, of course.
2. Create a high power, high efficient, wood fire engine.
3. Grab an ax, and start chopping wood.

[H4zardZ1]

Frame: Heavy-Armor Large truck. Designed for mounting a lot of things. High armor, space and weight, reduces dodging, handling and acceleration. Easy to aim to.
This is what i almost always use. It's big, so it's easy to shoot to but beware this truck rams and weapons.
Engine: Large Engine with high top-speed and balaced between handling and acceleration. Designed for trucks.
You always use this for trucks, No? It's a engine, large as you except, as a truck engine.
Chassis: Heavy-Armored Truck chassis. For matching with the truck.
This is the same. For trucks. But it's a chassis.

((Italicized texts are flavor quotes. Well, except a lot of those coming up again.))

[H4zardZ1]

Hello?

[H4zardZ1]

2nd Bump. What's wrong?

[FallacyofUrist]

((What happened was a lack of computer. I'm not sure I have all actions... let me check back.))

[H4zardZ1]

((Lack of computer.))

c_c

[FallacyofUrist]

((Yup, missing Toaster.))

[Toaster]

Blerp, sorry.


Frame: A giant drilling machine, tube shaped and repurposed for racing instead of boring into the earth.  The drill itself will come in the weapons round.
Engine: A magma furnace, using the latest Dwarven technology to generate power.  High powered, but don't damage it.
Fuel storage: A tank near the furnace with a repurposed blend to handle the unusual requirements of the engine.

[FallacyofUrist]

Post for actions:
I'll quote them here.

Look for a hull, mast and sail, and some cannons.

"Ah yes, HIGH ACTION ARMORED WARFARE! With a bit of racing at the side. Now I first need a tank Chasis...

Order a Tank chassis that has fair room for modifications to any part of its body

Also order a-lot of mechanisms and leavers.

Roll for
1) Reinforced fireproof chassis.
2) Fireproof all terrain wheels.
3) Mini-rocket engine. Not nuclear based.

That's it for this turn.

1. My big green tractor, of course.
2. Create a high power, high efficient, wood fire engine.
3. Grab an ax, and start chopping wood.

Frame: Heavy-Armor Large truck. Designed for mounting a lot of things. High armor, space and weight, reduces dodging, handling and acceleration. Easy to aim to.
This is what i almost always use. It's big, so it's easy to shoot to but beware this truck rams and weapons.
Engine: Large Engine with high top-speed and balaced between handling and acceleration. Designed for trucks.
You always use this for trucks, No? It's a engine, large as you except, as a truck engine.
Chassis: Heavy-Armored Truck chassis. For matching with the truck.
This is the same. For trucks. But it's a chassis.

((Italicized texts are flavor quotes. Well, except a lot of those coming up again.))

Blerp, sorry.


Frame: A giant drilling machine, tube shaped and repurposed for racing instead of boring into the earth.  The drill itself will come in the weapons round.
Engine: A magma furnace, using the latest Dwarven technology to generate power.  High powered, but don't damage it.
Fuel storage: A tank near the furnace with a repurposed blend to handle the unusual requirements of the engine.

I do believe that's six actions. Upcoming turn.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Well it looks like they're getting started."
Turn 1.

Salty Cap'n Pete is the first to enter his requests into the terminal.

Hull(2) The result is wooden, at least. It is also incredibly junky, rotten, and basically useless for anything other than firewood.
Mast and Sail(2) And the same. More wooden junk.
Cannons(5) Out of the aether form a set of 8 rather large and nice-looking cannons that look as though they were taken straight from a pirate ship. They'll probably take time to load in actual combat, so it may be best to load them the night before.

The GENERAL types in his requests.

Chassis(4) The resulting tank chassis is a bit small, but it seems it's a good starting point. It seems pretty easy to modify, though it might be hard to fit a large number of modifications.
Various Mechanisms(6) A mass of mechanisms and other gear things clatter to the floor. These might be useful.
Levers(3) A small mound of levers clatters onto the General's skull.

Talisman enters his commands.

Chassis(2) A pile of metal sticks and bent wedges and scrap coated in fireproof spray clatters to the floor.
Wheels(3) The wheels look like they could be useful for all sorts of terrain. They look high quality... pity there's only two of them.
Rocket Engine(6) So much for "mini". It's not nuclear, at least. (Gained hydrogen rocket engine, consumes hydrogen fuel rods(cheap). E=8, 1 in 6 chance of overheating when activated.)

The Mad Amish man goes for his norms.

Tractor(1) Nothing seems to happen. Then a scrap of green metal falls out of the aether and bonks him on the head.
Wood Engine(2) More metal scraps fall to the ground.
Axe/Wood(2) A metal screwdriver falls to the ground. (tough luck)

(note: according to Wikipedia, Frame and Chassis are the same thing.)

Silto thumbs in his requests.
Frame(6) A large(rather) truck frame, highly armored, thunks to the ground. It has many slots for upgrades.
Engine(3) A small truck engine thunks to the ground. 3 of those could possibly move the frame(only the frame)(not good enough to move even the frame).
Chassis(1) A sphere made of iron powder promptly smacks into Silto's chest and explodes. Stuff is dusty now.

Toaster blinks back into existence, speaking into the terminal his requests.

Drilling Machine(6) A metal cylinder appears. It appears to be nearly ready for racing use, surprisingly. It's just missing the engine, fuel storage, weapons, computers, and basically everything that's not basic. But its better than what some of the people have made. Although it's going to need a bit more fuel than normal to move.
Magma Furnace(5) The engine's certainly capable of moving the machine, though(Although somewhat slowly). The fuel it uses may be scarce, but the result is... incredible. (E=4, one unit of Magma= 4 tiles of movement. Magma may be hard to obtain.)
Magma Storage(4) A cylinder, long and thin, appears. It may be small, but it's certainly capable of storing the magma. (capable of storing 6 units)

"Well, some of them are off on a great start. Others... not so much."

[FallacyofUrist]

((I know what a railgun is. (It's actually currently usable technology in our world.)))

[NAV]

Y'arrrrrrr obtain some timbers to shiver, and a winch, and some barrels o' grog.

[H4zardZ1]

((Does chassis includes body?))
Reroll engine.
Tires: Reniforced, large tires for the truck.
Tires mostly will be needed when you are making a land vehicle.
Fuel Tank: Reniforced, Large fuel tank.
Engines are useless without Fuel tanks.