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Author Topic: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3  (Read 2025 times)

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2015, 08:08:16 pm »
“This is most disturbing to hear, dear fellow men. Dragons are usually bearers of great wealth and signs of good fortune, but this is one of horrible luck and fear. I must delve into my books of knowledge and consult the mystic lores to quench the beast’s demons. Where did this happen? When did this happen? What was the weather like? Where were you each? How did the dragon beast look?”

This could work to appease them and then see if they are telling the truth. If they can’t sufficiently answer these questions, then they are probably lying. We should probably dismiss them and move on to other matters of the state.
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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2015, 08:19:17 pm »
Quote from: StrawBarrel on August 04, 2015, 08:08:16 pm
“This is most disturbing to hear, dear fellow men. Dragons are usually bearers of great wealth and signs of good fortune, but this is one of horrible luck and fear. I must delve into my books of knowledge and consult the mystic lores to quench the beast’s demons. Where did this happen? When did this happen? What was the weather like? Where were you each? How did the dragon beast look?”

This could work to appease them and then see if they are telling the truth. If they can’t sufficiently answer these questions, then they are probably lying. We should probably dismiss them and move on to other matters of the state.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2015, 05:01:11 am »
"Sire, uh, the dragon, it.. uh... it ate the sheep from their corral near Boat two days ago, 'twas the late evening with a clear sky, and we were... well..."
"We were celebrating, m'lord!"
"Lil' Pete here got married!"
"Again!"
"We didn't drink much, m'lord!"
"Please, your Highness, slay the beast! It was dark, it had two wings and it swooped with great speed and snatched the sheep one leg each!"

You have a certain tingle that these four got drunk, ate or otherwise lost these sheep and probably lit the house on fire themselves.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2015, 03:12:43 pm »
Sigh. “Very well men, I will slay the beast. Guards, please escort these men out of the castle.” Ask Lorne if there are any less entertaining matters that we should look into.
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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2015, 03:50:24 pm »
"Well, there's that audience with the High Priest. Shall I contact him?"
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2015, 04:01:33 pm »
Yes.
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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2015, 04:20:35 pm »
Timeskip two weeks.

You sit in your throne room, playing with some parchment, when finally the High Priest enters. He requests an audience with you and you quickly grant it.

"So. What did you want?"
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2015, 04:31:27 pm »
Ask him if he has any problems that we can help him with.
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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2015, 04:37:56 pm »
"You called me, what did you want?"
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2015, 10:16:11 am »
I guess we should be straight forward.
"High Priest Myclas, I have been told that you are upset with me and I would like to know why."
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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2015, 08:58:16 pm »
Quote from: StrawBarrel on August 07, 2015, 10:16:11 am
I guess we should be straight forward.
"High Priest Myclas, I have been told that you are upset with me and I would like to know why."
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2015, 03:37:28 am »
"Yeah, I am. You still haven't paid respects to the gods after taking rule."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2015, 02:00:45 pm »
Inquire how we can do so.
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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2015, 03:13:15 pm »
"You could come to the temple and bend the knee in front of the pantheon."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: The Tale of the Game SG -- Humble Beginnings -- Turn 3
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2015, 10:32:49 pm »
Travel to the temple and pay respects to the gods.
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