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[Projeck37]

"N-Not personally... my parents are.."

[Adragis]

Lilian stares at the Wii 2 for a bit while Nick is gone.

[Kansa]

"Yeah, I guess it would be" she fell into silence for a moment before asking "Do you miss them?"

[kj1225]

Lilian stares at the Wii 2 for a bit while Nick is gone.

There's a clearly labeled wireless HDMI dongle on the back of the machine.

[Adragis]

"Silly~"
Lilian looks for the box.

[kj1225]

The box is about a foot away looking sad at it's eventual fate of being recycled.

[Adragis]

Lilian lightly pats the box.
"There, there."
She roots through it for a manual.

[USEC_OFFICER]

A young woman stands in front of Nick, looking vaguely annoyed at nothing in particular. "Hello. I'm," The woman makes a sound that's vaguely like someone gargling meat. "But you should just call me Roshanak Attar. Demon of Corruption. I've been sent here to join you guys. It's a pleasure to meet you," she says, without sounding very sincere about it.

[SOLDIER First]

((Gargling meat.
Obvious joke aside, that sounds vaguely horrifying.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((get a bit of meat and some water, put it in a blender on a slow speed

not a pleasant sound))

[USEC_OFFICER]

((Gargling meat.))

((...

Shit. How did I miss the obvious joke? I'm such an idiot.))

((get a bit of meat and some water, put it in a blender on a slow speed

not a pleasant sound))

((That's the basic idea, yeah. Plus it fits in quite well for Roshanak's magical form.))

[kj1225]

Nick looks the woman up and down a few times before turning to yell inside.
"Did someone order a demon of corruption?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Roshanak rolls her eyes, "Very funny. Now are you going to let me in or not?"

[kj1225]

Nick leans in the door frame.
"Well, on the one hand I'm perfectly fine with letting you in since you seem the type to not try and kill us all. Again. On the other hand, I would like to know what you mean by demon of corruption. Like do you corrupt the innocent through perverting their minds, do you corrupt the sanctity of the human form through messing with body parts, or do you corrupt the minds of the innocent by making them all... not innocent?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"A little of the first and third ones _{since they are the same thing} mostly by request. My speciality is more along the lines of bribery though. For instance," she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a bunch of photocopies for Nick to read. "I have here copies of the deed to the land that your base is built on. If you read closely, you'll notice that it's made out to my name. Let me join you guys and I'll handle this and all of the other legalities that could easily land you all in jail. If you don't, and much as I'd hate to do it _{threats are so uncivilized} then I can use those same legalities to land you all in prison and ruin the rest of your lives. So what will it be?" Roshanak looks at Nick vaguely expectantly, as if he really has a choice in the matter.