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[smurfingtonthethird]

"The thing with the petals was you, right?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

She examines the rose bracelet on her wrist.
"T-that...does sound like my magic....b-but...I don't remember it...."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Well, you did do it, so I dunno what happened there."

[Sanure]

Sen face palms, "No, I mean, Why is the earth getting smaller? Shouldn't it still be the same size as five minutes ago?" Indeed, if anyone was to look out the window Sen is looking out they would see they are going away from the planet as well as the moon.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Now that just ain't kosher."

John kicks the thrusters into gear and attempts to re-enter orbit.

[Sanure]

The thrusters seem to be going full reverse now. If John looked at the console screen he would see a very crudely drawn middle finger aimed directly at him.

Kren is still unconscious.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((thrusters can't go in reverse, dummy))

"Restrain the prisoner. Phonegirl, call up your friends, tell them the Layar are kidnapping civilians on Earth."

John smacks on the local radio.

"SOS to all human ships in this area. The Layar are hostile, I repeat, the Layar are hostile.

Attention Layar forces. Not only do we have a prisoner, but terran reinforcements are confirmed inbound. We recommend you disengage immediately."

[Sanure]

((And yet the ship doesn't care about your logic. It has front thrusters for slowing it down and going reverse.))

The radio blares static extremely loudly. Johns' seat begins to shake a bit before slamming backwards rolling him out of said chair. A feint laughter can be heard coming from the speakers.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Stupid piece of remote command shit."

John prys open the dashboard, looking for the antenna access.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The girl looks around, starting to look very panicky.
"U-um...w-where are we going? Why aren't we going home?!"

[Sanure]

John is subsequently electrocuted when he attempts to tamper with the dashboard, "You can go ahead and stop trying to take my dashboard off you pervert! Didn't your parents teach you it was impolite to treat a girl this way?" Did the ship just talk?

[smurfingtonthethird]

"One, never met my parents, and two, you're a lowly computer program on an escape pod. Would you kindly do you job and fly back in the direction of the planet over there?"

[Sanure]

"And you're nothing but meat wrapped around bone as well as a primitive animal. I don't have to listen to you so shut up before I open all three of my airlocks and vent your stupid asses out into space." To emphasize her point, the three alarm lights on the airlocks begin to light up and blare their alarms.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((I don't suppose getting the loli to beg would make it amenable? ))

[Sanure]

((She would like the Loli more than the pervert, yes.))