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[SG] Vampires:Agents of the Apocalypse
« on: July 14, 2015, 06:09:49 pm »

In this world, you should very much fear the shadows and the night. Human abominations called Vampires reside within. Monsters in human skin, they destroy and corrupt all that they touch, and this is not getting to the dark magics that each and everyone of them hold. Each vampire is of a House, and none of them are in anyway beneficial to humanity.

  • The House of Conquest: They could be possibly considered the most benevolent of the vampires, don't ever mistake this mercy for actual kindness. The vampires of Conquest wish to enslave the Human race in vampiric utopias, and they will put down anyone who gets in their way. Never listen to them or look into their glowing white eyes, for once they dominate your mind, you forever lose your own free will.
  • The House of Pestilence: Walking plagues, their very presence risks to infect Humanity with a myriad of horrific diseases. These vampires are rather passive compared to the others, unless they are hungry, of course. They can be a rather eccentric lot, what with the many kinds of illnesses inflicting their minds. As a general rule, stay as far away from them as possible, or risk horrific death by their aura of plague.
  • The House of War: You will know when they appear, for blood and flame always follow soon behind. They love to fight, kill, and burn anything they come across. In general, when they appear, run and hide, and hope they never find you.
  • The House of Famine: All vampires are hungry. The vampires of Famine are a black hole. They get what they want, and take more, because they are never satisfied. What's worse, their famine spreads, and it takes away anything that satisfies, while others are compelled to feed upon their desires. Be sure to have an iron will with you, for you will need it. And try not to make yourself too appetizing.
  • The House of Death: The vampires of Death are self-explanatory. Just try to stay away from places that smell too much like death, and try to keep your soul inside yourself.
  • The House of Torment: Of any vampire you could meet in a dark alley, they are at the very bottom of the list. Their sole existence is to cause pain, and you WILL suffer should you be caught in their hooked ropes. The screams of the suffering mark their lairs, alongside hanging bodies on meat hooks. Beware these demons, or suffer.

So, as a human in this world, who are you?

A normal civilian?
A criminal locked up for a petty crime?
or A vampire hunter's apprentice?
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Re: [SG] Vampires:Agents of the Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2015, 06:52:44 pm »

Criminal locked up for a petty crime.
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Re: [SG] Vampires:Agents of the Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2015, 07:42:47 pm »

Any more voters?
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2015, 07:43:41 pm »

Let's get right into it. Vampire hunter's apprentice!

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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2015, 08:01:20 pm »

Vampire hunter's apprentice that  has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2015, 08:04:57 pm »

Vampire hunter's apprentice that  has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.

A normal ordinary vampire hunter's apprentice that has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.

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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2015, 08:26:28 pm »

Vampire hunter's apprentice that  has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.

A normal ordinary vampire hunter's apprentice that has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2015, 08:32:11 pm »

Vampire hunter's apprentice that  has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.

A normal ordinary vampire hunter's apprentice that has just been falsely arrested for a petty crime.
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2015, 02:14:42 am »

"Yeah, found this guy just coming out of the broken door, with all this old vampire crap. Crosses, a stake, bottle of water, all that shit. I have no idea what this guy is up too, but  lock him up. We'll book him for shit tomorrow. He's definitely doing time or service for breaking and entering, we just need to find out how else this guy fucked up."

And with that, to a cell in the police station you go, and you know in the morning, your not going to have a good time. Your not quite sure what else they'll find in that vampire slayer kit you made from scratch, but your sure your at least going to get intent to commit murder, or something like that.

You see, you always believed in the supernatural, about vampires, specifically. Then you started hearing about the brutal murders and missing person's reports congregated around your neighborhood. You stayed vigilant, and tried to prep yourself in case you were a target. Then, you noticed your neighbor being strange. First off, you never really saw him, unless he was running off to work during the night shift. He was one of those first aid ambulance guys. This time around, however, you saw some blood on his shirt. He said he was butchering his deer from hunting, sure, but with these murders and lost popping up, you decided to look around his place. Just check things out, just in case. A break-in would fit right in to the other things going on, so no worries, right?

Then, while you were breaking in the house, a cop car came rolling around. What great luck was that. So now, you're in jail, and based on what you had with you, probably going in for attempted murder, too. What a great night.

So while you sat in there, wallowing in your self-misery, you hear some goof start talking to you. "Eh, man, look at what the popo brought in. Some middle class cracka who think he's got shit down. You know what, you got nothing. You ain't nothin, so dont act like you somethin, got it. Otherwise, I'll shank dat fat ass a yours, yea hea?"

Someone then spoke. "Yeah, this guy's funny, thinking he's some badass thug. Fuck him. So, what's your name, and what did you do to get here? Name's Lloyd, my gang got set up by some undercover fuck at a car parts shop. The gang's been separated, and sent to different prisons, and I'm last in line. What about you? Be honest, I'm the only bastard giving a fuck about you right now anyway, so I deserve some damn honesty for once, I'd say."
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2015, 02:18:57 am »

"Thought my neighbour was a vampire. Cop saw me while I was breaking in to his house."
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2015, 07:40:24 am »

"Thought my neighbour was a vampire. Cop saw me while I was breaking in to his house."
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2015, 08:11:36 am »

"Name's Desmond. Desmond Abrahams."
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Re: [SG] Vampires:Agents of the Apocalypse
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2015, 09:26:49 am »

"Eh, Jewish ey? Well, I don't believe that crap, best hope they puppets say you're defective. I doubt my kind would like you too much. Your meat's too soft for... beating. You might very well die."

And with that, he decided to stop talking. So yep, you're locked up tight in a cage. Wonder how you'll pass the time?
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2015, 02:01:45 pm »

And with that, he decided to stop talking. So yep, you're locked up tight in a cage. Wonder how you'll pass the time?
Make small talk, our boss will bail us out in a few hours time.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2015, 06:16:09 pm »

Spontaneously become a vampire of the House of Conquest. When we fell into the house face first, we landed in some of his drool (or something).
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