Round 24: Child Smacking Simulator 2015Location: Skylands StadiumDespite the somewhat troubling situation that comes from being
!!ON FIRE!!, Twinwolf manages to fight through the pain, the visual obstacle made by the flames, and the fact that one of her eyeballs has begun melting. [8+3+5-6 vs 3]
Twinwolf lifts her gun and fires a bullet through Nunzillor's right eye and through his brain, destroying them both and killing Nunzillor! She quickly activates Blood of the Lamb for the increased healing factor, but the fire is burning her body faster than it can regenerate. She quickly stops, drops, and rolls as she was taught in preschool [7] and that seems to help put the fire out somewhat. [2] Unfortunately, Blood of the Lamb takes its toll on her body, burning her in its holiness and permanently damaging her!
flabort checks out the inside of the tank to see which position would let him get out of the tank fastest. He finds that the gunner position is closest to the hatch so he lets blazing glory get in the driver's seat while he takes the gunner seat, though the cramped space makes it uncomfortable due to the duffel bag. He finds the controls for both the cannon and the coaxial machine gun, both of which look surprisingly simple to use. On the shells he can see that something was engraved on it in Cyrillic, but it's too dark to see what it is. It doesn't help when blazing glory drives the tank outside due to it being night time. flabort wonders why blazing glory hasn't turned on the tank's interior light.
Nunzillor nearly has his target. She's on fire and she's flailing around like crazy. Nunzillor doesn't even need to dodge. He puts his hands together and out to blast her again and kill her [8+3+5-6 vs 3] when
Twinwolf lifts up her gun and shoots Nunzillor through the eye and destroying the brain, killing him!blazing glory asks flabort what seat he wants. flabort says he wants the gunner seat since it's closer to the hatch, so blazing glory takes the gunner seat. It's very dark in here [6-2] [8-2] and while his fumbling around fails to find the light switch, he does find the key and the tank controls. Turning the tank on, he drives it out of the garage and past the destroyed SWAT truck onto the road. From here, he can go to the city or back to the stadium and the town.
Yourmaster gets up rather promptly. The guy who knocked him down is on standby, waiting to see what happens next. Yourmaster looks at the kid and starts walking towards her. Both the kid and her mother look confused and then scared as he approaches them. Yourmaster yells to look away and raises his hand to smack the kid when one of the other passengers grabs him and stops him from hitting her. He's thrown down onto the ground and the two passengers who confronted him nearly start beating him when some of Yourmaster's hos come from the front and start a fight with them. The mother grabs her child and runs away from the insane policeman further back into the plane. [5 turns until Yourmaster reaches Egypt]
Sl4cker goes around the shop to see if there's a back door and finds one leading into an alley. He takes out his paperclip and tries his hand and picking the lock [1] but the paperclip breaks! [5] He sees some homeless people in the alley but it doesn't look like they saw him.
endlessblaze's body runs with Hell's power. He's almost at his limit.
High tyrol rocks up to the front of the stadium with his bike.
Enhanced Vision: +3 to all ranged attacks and can see much further than normal. Can add an additional +5 each turn but this has a chance of permanently worsening the user's eyesight each turn it's used.Power Via Blood: Gives a +3 to all physical rolls and minor regeneration factor. Provides protection against unholy phenomena. Resistance towards disease and toxins. Increased lifespan. Can add an additional +5 to all physical rolls, increased protection against unholy phenomena, immunity to disease and toxins, biological immortality, and a moderate regeneration factor with a chance of irreparably damaging the body.Status:
Burns all across body (-3 to all physical actions), !!ON FIRE!!, burnt by holiness (-1 to all physical actions)Assets: Dodge Charger, longcoat (custom h. pistol (8/8), custom h. pistol (8/8), 6 h. pistol magazines (four have 8 blessed silver bullets each, one has 6, and the last has 3), blessed and holy water-washed knife, canteen of holy kerosene), silver cross necklace, Android phone, lighter
Kills: 2