Round 7: Oh S**t! A PC Cop!!Location: Skylands StadiumNAV [4] gets up and stumbles away from the two bat-wielding psychos. [1] The head injury makes him dizzy and he falls over. He manages to absorb some energy from the fall, though.
[3] endlessblaze takes a nap and [10] dreams of Hell, pentagrams, and a powerful hellcat which he recognises as himself. He also dreams a dream of a spider, a spider arriving very soon to greet him.
Hawk132 swings his bat at BlitzDungeoneer [9-2 vs 6+3-2], skimming BlitzDungeoneer's knuckles after he tries to block. BlitzDungoneer grabs Hawk132's bat with his right hand as he swings
Petunia with his left, [8+3-2 vs 1] smashing into his temple,
breaking his skull and sending fragments of bone tearing through Hawk132's brain! Finally managing to kill someone, BlitzDungeoneer gives into the
endless, overwhelming, unabating pain he's been going through for so many turns and passes out.
FallacyofUrist informs Beirus that he couldn't find a charger. He does some mental calculations trying to figure out how to make comatose all sapient beings with a string of words. [9+∞] He runs through what he knows of sound, language, mental and psychological processes, and every word he knows of. He reasons that no combination of human-pronounceable words would put an ordinary human into a coma simply by their being spoken. As for other sapients, he knows of no other sapient animal than humans save endlessblaze, though from what he knows of cats it's even less likely that a string of words would put them into a coma due to their brains not evolving to be especially sensitive to language. endlessblaze is a hellcat, however, so it
could be possible that some string of words exist that could put him into a comatose-like state or even kill him through supernatural means, but FallacyofUrist doesn't know these words.
Tomasque sticks his thumb out and hopes someone will let him ride with him [3] but no one seems willing to pick up a random stranger off the street.
Rude. Still, Tomasque manages to get some rest and can continue on his journey, though the aura drain has still left the rest of his body drained. He'll have to pace himself if he doesn't want to hurt himself.
Beirus asks the vet if he could take endlessblaze with him. The vet says that unless he's the legal own of the kitten, he can't be moved until the actual owner comes or until he's finished healing. He could potentially adopt the poor kitten if it's found endlessblaze has no legal owner, but he'd have to wait for endlessblaze to finish healing before they can let him. As endlessblaze has no microchip and they can find no record of him on the database of lost pets, the process shouldn't take too long but again, only after he's finished healing.
Detoxicated's lungs and heart stop working entirely. His brain's activity is slowing down. He will likely be dead by next turn.The muscledude is laying on the floor with his hands over his head. The cop keeps pointing the gun at him and his partner returns. [8] Apparently, only one other cop can come as the rest are dealing with a bank robbery in town. Sirens are heard as the new police car comes into view. It stops just outside the stadium and Officer Yourmaster steps out.
Imaginary Physiology: Can choose to be someone's reality or imagination at will, allowing you to harm but not be harmed. Under the eyes of children, however, you will always be real.Status: Normal
Assets: Police car (loaded shotgun under the dashboard, radio, police database computer, and breathalyser), G17 (loaded), one G17 magazine, pair of handcuffs, police officer badge, police officer uniform, pair of sunglasses
[My cat deleted everything just as I was finishing the fight between Hawk132 and BlitzDungeoneer. I hadn't saved yet and I wasn't going to try redoing everything, so sorry if it seems bland.
Detoxicated has until next turn to submit an action or he will die.]