Nazi zombies? Don't fuck with the Nazi Asian Texans for now. Bide our time and wait ti strike.
Perhaps I should clarify. The two swastika bearing clowns don't have a Texan accent. You'd describe their accents as local and white-trashy, if you believed in making those sort of uncharitable value judgments, which, of course, you wouldn't dream of.
Only Sunglasses has a Texan accent.
They probably removed it, but usually there's a release in the trunk interior. See it?
That's a good idea. Unfortunately this car predates those safety design ordinances by probably forty years. There's some sort of latch mechanism that's inside the frame so you can't reach it. To unlock the trunk, you'd need to insert a key from the outside, actually. How antiquated. Amusingly, the cables for the rear lights are exposed, so you could tamper with them if you liked.
From the front seat, you hear conversation. It's muffled, since the truck is separated from the interior of the car, but it's still clear enough you can make out every word over the sounds of the cars rushing by.
Minion A: "Doesn't seem right, man. I mean, uh, not that I'm, uh, questioning you, or, uh, anything, or, uh, complaining or anything, or, uh..."
Sunglasses: "Get to the point."
Minion A: "It's just that, uh, him? He's just, uh, a kid, and, uh, why's he get in the club and, uh, I haven't, uh, well, y'know, I haven't been..."
Sunglasses: "Well, let me break it down for you. First, the kid in the trunk isn't like you, he's one of those thinking types, and it wasn't any kind of reward. Second, it wasn't my decision and if I could have stopped her from bringing him in him, believe me, I would have. Third, shut the fuck up. You'll earn the privilege when I say you've earned it. Maybe don't fuck up tonight and we'll see where that takes y'all."
Minion B: "Yeah, Marv, shut the fuck up."
Marvin: "You shut the fuck up, Ed."
Sunglasses: "Both of you shut the fuck up."
Eddie and Marvin, in perfect unison: "Yessir."
There's a brief pause. The car hurtles forward. You can hear Ed and Marv's heartbeats from the front of the car.
Marvin: "But, uh, what about that other kid, the one you took in from that party, James?"
Sunglasses: "Different. That was part of a game the club plays."
Marvin: "A game?"
Sunglasses: "Yeah. Sometimes, we find a group that matches us. One to one correlation, like. We take em' all in, initiate em' the usual way."
Marvin: "What, uh, what went wrong this time?"
There's a pause. You can hear Marvin and Eddie's pulse increase. Sunglasses is irritated now.
Sunglasses: "Sophie got soft on hers. Didn't want to initiate him the proper way and up and vanished. The rest of them, well, shit, initiation was crashed. I know the Bishop got his property out all right, and I got James, but the gatecrashers, fuckin' do-gooders up and grabbed the girl that DuSang had taken. Haven't heard from DuSang since, think he went to ground."
Sunglasses: "Anyways, it's none of your fu-"
A cellphone rings. Sunglasses answers it.
Sunglasses: "Yeah?"
A moment's pause. Someone is talking on the other end, but it's just out of your range of hearing.
Sunglasses: "Uh-huh?"
Another pause. The car coasts over some sort of pothole or speed bump, jolts a little.
Sunglasses: "Right, okay, sure. Whatever you say."
Then Sunglasses hangs up.
Sunglasses: "Right, change of plans. Y'all are gonna do this yourselves. Bishop's meeting me out at the grounds, picking me up. You put the kid in the ground. He'll probably try some funny shit so don't listen to a word he says."
Marvin: "Is it big?"
Sunglasses: "Naw, Bishop wants me to help him fold his laundry." There's a sound sort of like someone being slapped upside the head. "Of course it is, you fucking idiot. Why else would I...? God's sakes, man. Anyways, it's simple as you get. Dig a hole. Ground out there ain't gonna be frozen, so make it six feet. Bury him. He gives you any trouble, smack him around a little. He ain't gonna make it far if he runs for it. He didn't have no shoes."
The car speeds up, like they're gone on a highway. The conversation dies.
You're in the trunk of a car, going to some sort of place out of town where you're going to be buried by Tweedledumb and Tweedledee. You see here a spare tire. There are also jumper cables, a large roll of duct tape and two slightly frayed bungee cords in the back.
What now?
>_