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Hanna

Elysia

Spooder

Doge

Cat

Snek

Andala

Abstain

[Twinwolf]

"How much would you give me for this healthy young man, shopkeeper?"

[Swordstar]

You'd get more money for Gareth

Wao. I see how it is. Jurk.

[F.O.E.]

"How much would you give me for this healthy young man, shopkeeper?"

"I'd give ya 300 gold for him lass."

You'd get more money for Gareth

Wao. I see how it is. Jurk.

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[Twinwolf]

"Hm. Tempting. But he's worth a bit more than that. Might not look it, but he's a fighter. Probably strong enough to do whatever you need. 500."

[Swordstar]

Wao. Gareth is offended at how low of a price you guys are getting for him. He's worth at least 1000 gold.

[Twinwolf]

"If you're offended by the price, haggle."

[F.O.E.]

"I'd go 400 but no higher."

[Swordstar]

"I refuse to be sold for anything less than 1000 gold. I'm worth far more than that, but what can you do?"

[F.O.E.]

"Woa, this is the first time I've had merchandise haggle with me."

[Twinwolf]

"Ah, good point. His armor, weapon, and training would certainly add value."

[Swordstar]

"Has your merchandise ever been an intelligent human? And precisely. My armor alone is likely worth 500 gold or more. Add in my training and my natural abilities, and you have a worth well over 1000 gold."

[F.O.E.]

"No, this is at least somewhat realistic. Eh, she can keep your armor and I'll buy ya for 500."

[Swordstar]

"If this is realistic, what is up with your shirt? And that's slightly more reasonable, but I still think I'm worth at least 900 gold."

[F.O.E.]

"Magic, my boy. And I may or may not be one of 16 identical brothers who tell each other apart by the color of our shirts and for the sake of ease we're all represented in this gif instead of 16 lines of mugs. And tell ya what, I'll meet ya halfway. 700."

[Swordstar]

"Hmm, I suppose 700 gold is reasonable enough if they get to keep my armor. Very well! And good to know about the shirt. Which one of you brothers am I getting sold to exactly?"