Good job on the wiki, I'll add weapons from time to time.
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Finding the recipe for electro pulse ammunition was a breakthrough in killing technology for the pirates but that did not contribute towards piercing the secret of laser ammunition. Because of this, the brainers decided to go back to the basics and figure out what they missed.
10 Jan 2602The brainers were split into two groups. One was trying to improve the quality of life around the hideouts, while the other delved into ancient history. The runts were digging more laboratory space with their simple pickaxes and besides that, they still used the same rusty tools that they started with.
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According to an extensive study of mutant porn, they discovered that the magical power of a female was linked to the amount of fat located in her chest. As strange as it looked, such discovery seemed possible from report of what was called 'the power of attraction'. More research has to be conducted for sure.
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Rifles were okaish weapons for the inexperienced to use. Those were simple enough plasteel ammo provided the swabbies with the hope of piercing basic armors. It only lacked a je ne sais quoi that a runt brought back by splitting a binocular and taping the result. It was not proved that looking in the scope made the pirates better marksgals but at least when they felt focused when they do.
At the same time, it seemed that mercenary gear could be made fit a gal’s body. Not only the resulting look pleased Eve Jobs-sama, but it kept its anti ballistic qualities. That was a good timing because the runts finished building a surgery lab and started to recombine these suits.
13 Jan 2602After many boardings, gauss weapons started to stockpile in all the hideouts. There were so many that the runts piled crates upon crates of these magnetic guns, yet the pirates knew nothing of those. The brainers decided to explore this line of weaponry, starting with a pistol. After piercing several solid steels walls they classified the weapon as ‘badass’.
Mutants planned a development route taking the example from laser weapons. They may disassemble guns and maybe, one day, reassemble them before struggling for months figuring how to make ammo and get frustrated. That was a great plan.
15 Jan 2602The Kraken was moved at Troy and was galed as intented. The base still need a leader, a figure that will rise above the others. Helen and Hecuba were the best candidates, eager to prove superiority to each other. Such attitude was approved by the Big Boss.
Meanwhile, the brainers keep writing about ‘the basics” and rumors told of a ‘big’ solution to the pirates ammunition problem.
The runts on the other hand were on more practical problems and repaired a grav unit. It was tested by strapping on a swabbie. Success was declared when the young hand knocked herself on the roof. It was not good enough however in the eye of Eve Jobs-sama. She would not trust Rince Wind to fly in her undies and get a plasma ball on her butt, training snipers took way too long to risk their lives. So order was issued to make further attempts on fully armored subjects.
This busy day ended with an evening of lecture about the fall of mankind.
As the brainer concluded her story to her captive audience alarms triggered in the intercom. Wako Base was under attack.
Base defenseTired of seeing their brightest researcher disappear, the academy decided to silence the gals. The situation was dire because all the veteran gals were in the sick bay so either they fought crutches in hands or they let the swabbies handle this.
So the swabbies zipped their smokey suit and grabbed lasguns, the situation was indeed very dire.
Following the example of previous attacks on the base, they ran off their quarters and took position in the best defensive place of the base: the toilets. Then they torched the only way in, blocking the academicians.
Further south, rifle gals took position behind corners where they could have a long and straight line of sight towards the bottleneck. They exposed themselves as little as possible, taking a step to let out a few snap shots before going back into cover.
This tactic proved to be very effective despite a few swabbies panicking from some unknown magic. The academy personnel had to walk through fire, avoid ambushes from the nearby melee gals, get mauled by dogs and shot by snipers. None of them could move through such hazardous places.
The gals lost a few swabbies who could not keep their hand down and sadly they could not capture the magic dude alive. But still this was beyond anything that was expected from them. That defeat was humiliating for the academy. Praise the rookies!
16 Jan 2602Once wako base was safe, Eve Jobs-sama decided to start interrogating her guests again, starting with the gals who serve the guild. The hostess told her of her wonderful country of freedom and guns, how boring.
18 Jan 2602The Church of Sirius launched a new campaign of propaganda and decided to show off by flying a large golden ship. So much gold in the air was too much for the gals to resist and soon enough it was under the fire of the greedy pirates.
Crash siteThe predator pushed the ship into crash landing near ancient temple whose meaning was completely lost on the gals.
The zealots were quickly given a taste of the fire they love so much. At the same time two bikini clad beastmasters tried to escape. A few tranquilizer shots put them to sleep. These gals made valuable slave once they got rid of superfluous, so the Big Boss wanted them alive.
Inside the ship, the pirates discovered why the beastmasters were not wearing their armors, pieces of their suits could be found around the craters left by the ship’s engines.
And outside, the cooking continues.
On the second floor, the pirates met the leaders and tried to knock them out. Unfortunately one had too much of a glass jaw and died on the spot, as if the fisticuffs were suddenly more dangerous.
And that was the end of the flying golden saucer.
Inside the ship the pirates found a crate of strange clothing, similar to what the gals wear in their everyday life but more expensive looking. The surviving church members told them that they confiscated this 'lingerie' and planned it to burn it in front of the public eye. This was discarded as nonsense and given to the Big Boss as a gift.
19 Jan 2602A new swabbie knocked at the cave of booty’s massive blast door.
20 Jan 2602The brainers kept reading about history, and discovered report about the early contacts between humans and star god in the skies. The humans did not fare well, it was a dark time before nuclear fuel and cloaking devices.
Weapon testing continued and quite a discovery was made; Magnums are more than impressive six shots, their brass could be filled with acid!
Eve Jobs-sama on her side, secretly invited the captive church reverend in her chambers. She had plans for him.
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And I the poll's back at 0 so you can vote. I got great weapon research available as well as all kind of tech we did not try yet.
I recently changed computer and I think I am producing screenshot that are way too big, I'll reduce that.
Otherwise, that went well.
Cave of Booty
Pirate queen Angel (Archangel): medicgal
Baroness Rince Wind: snipergal
Mistress Darkening Kaos: pyrogal
Mistress Kat Walker (Itnetlolor): meleegal, cat claws + acid
Mistress Amperzand: demogal
Mistress Snapper (Taricus), heavygal
Boss Boka (Boksi): assaultgal
Boss Ema ninjaston (Sheb): grenadegal, fuso sword
Boss Scorching Tina (Solarius Scorch): assaultgal, pistols
Boss Tah Tah (Athath): grenadegal
Gal Chylie (Hanzoku): riflegall
Gal Mother Oab (RAM), demogal
Gal Natty Compa (Nuttycompa): Medicgal
Swabbie Roadkill (Strawbarrel), assaultga
Wako Base
Baroness Euchre Jane (EuchreJack): riflegal
Boss Lita Boyl (RAM), assaultgal
Boss Helga Kraus (birdy51): heavygal
Boss Ivanaya Dogobitch (IvanDogovich): snipergal, smokey
Memorial
Swabbie RAM: Pogrom #1 by guild security
Swabbie Athath: Pogrom #1 by cyberdisk
Gal Giselle Kraus (birdy51): Landing #10 by guild security
Gal Hat-hat (Athath): Landing #10 by Giselle Kraus
Gal Lorelle Harker (Iithuem): Landing #10 by power armored security
Gal Jehanne: Crash #6 by power armored security
Boss Bushmeat (Strawbarrel): Pogrom #11 by sectopod
Baroness Fatima-ann (RAM): Pogrom #11 by star god
Gal Paladinia (drkpaldin): Pogrom #11 by sectopod
Gal Princess Axespendable (Iituem): Pogrom #11 by sectopod
Poll
2 (15.4%)
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