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[Ozarck]

"You bastard!"

Shoot the crocodile's remaining heads.

EDIT: (How did the shrapnel kill the guy south of me? There's trucks and cover in between him and Kenny.)

((The guy was standing on a rise in the terrain, and the Kenny shrapnel did arc a bit.))

Edit: ((I'd say the ricochet was the least likely hit of them all, as it did a 90 degree turn in it's travel. It went from Kenny, to Frank, to a Soldier in the tent, to Hatterson, and then a Driver.))

Yeah, that was a bit ridiculous. Especially when it accelerated. Oh well, it's sharktopus week on syfy.

[Happy Demon]

"You bastard!"

Shoot the crocodile's remaining heads.

EDIT: (How did the shrapnel kill the guy south of me? There's trucks and cover in between him and Kenny.)

((The guy was standing on a rise in the terrain, and the Kenny shrapnel did arc a bit.))

Edit: ((I'd say the ricochet was the least likely hit of them all, as it did a 90 degree turn in it's travel. It went from Kenny, to Frank, to a Soldier in the tent, to Hatterson, and then a Driver.))

Yeah, that was a bit ridiculous. Especially when it accelerated. Oh well, it's sharktopus week on syfy.

((Alchemy, it's what makes that heal light wounds potion have a chance to explode in your gut (potion miscibility).))

[Ozarck]

((two headed shark attack is hilariously bad. Just, terrible. You don't even know. Unless you do. ... oh, right, three headed croc. right. yes. yes, you do. I am not complaining even a little.))

[Happy Demon]

((two headed shark attack is hilariously bad. Just, terrible. You don't even know. Unless you do. ... oh, right, three headed croc. right. yes. yes, you do. I am not complaining even a little.))

((This isn't Jungle Adventure, it's the Super Magical Jungle Adventure.))

[Megggas]

"Kenny! Oh my god, it killed Kenny!

(lol, I was hoping someone would say that when Kenny died.)

(Well, I hope the rest of you are able to survive a bit longer then Kenny.  Try not to get slaughtered by our first enemy  )

You earned it. Now go make another character.

(I've been having some computer problems lately, but ill try to make another character tomorrow  )

[Happy Demon]

"Kenny! Oh my god, it killed Kenny!

(lol, I was hoping someone would say that when Kenny died.)

(Well, I hope the rest of you are able to survive a bit longer then Kenny.  Try not to get slaughtered by our first enemy  )

You earned it. Now go make another character.

(I've been having some computer problems lately, but ill try to make another character tomorrow  )

((Ah, sucks to hear that. Hope it behaves tomorrow.))

[Happy Demon]

Spoiler:  Map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Trigger (KIA) (click to show/hide)

[Trigger]
You try to mount it, but the now-two-headed crocodile manages to act before you.
Defense: d13 = 3
The crocodile hits with both bites, and tears you in half (18 damage).


Hint: Suicidal actions is a good way to get yourself killed.

Spoiler: Frank (9/15 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Frank]
You move forward and fire at the crocodile.
Attack: d13 +/- 1 = 5 + 1 = 6
You hit the crocodile, but it's thick hide makes the damage minor.
One of the Soldiers shooting at the crocodile hit the truck, and it explodes.
Defense: d13 +/- 1 = 7 + 0 = 7
You manage to dodge the explosion.

Spoiler: Hatterson (13/13 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Hatterson]
It's no use, the hat is quite torn, nothing can save your companion.
Oh the humanity.

Spoiler: Jack (8/10 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Jack]

You fire your machine gun at the crocodile, but it's inherent inaccuracy when held by someone negates your accuracy bonus.
Attack: d13 = 3
Attack: d13 = 5
Attack: d13 = 7
Attack: d13 = 8
Attack: d13 = 4
The crocodile manages to dodge most of your bullets, though one hits, weakly, as it's hide is very thick.

The two other soldiers shoot at it, both miss and hits one of the trucks, it explodes.
Frank got away in time, but the crocodile had one of it's heads torn off, and is now running away.
A soldier to the south fires at it, it goes through the water pump building, and hits the crocodile, wounding it further.
The crocodile looks tired and beaten up.

Spoiler: Ernie (4/8 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Ernie]
You stack some of the beds in front of the entrance, when you suddenly hear an explosion.
One of the trucks have exploded.

((You'll use whatever materials on hand to make fortifications, the sandbags are used if you have nothing else at hand.
Or wood, since it takes a lot of time to make wood barricades from scratch, more than sandbags.
Furniture>Sandbags>Trees))

[SaberToothTiger]

Spend another turn fortifying.

[Shaporia]

Charge the croc! Whip out the pistol and shoot it in it's eye in revenge if I can get to it! "You killed Hatty Jr! Prepare to die!"

[NAV]

R.I.P Trigger. You were much less awesome than I hoped you would be.

[Happy Demon]

R.I.P Trigger. You were much less awesome than I hoped you would be.

((Well, this isn't the kind of RP where stupid s*** is automatically successful.
You did bite one of the heads off though.

The reason unlikely awesome stuff is awesome is because it's unlikely.
If I have a 50% or greater chance of success, then it's not unlikely.))

[NAV]

I know. I was hoping that the bonus to reckless actions would offset the recklessness of those actions. Oh well, time to make a new character.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe Grits
Gender: Male
Appearance: Old and withered, looks sort of like a mummy

HP: 11
Skills: Not dying

Loadout
Weapon: Bolt action rifle, short bayonet
Ammo: 2 five round stripper clips
Attire: Uniform, gas mask, body armour, Helmet
Supplies: Shovel, flashlight, binoculars, canteen, rations, coffee, matchbook, med kit
Personal effects: Nope

Bio:
He's been in the army since before most soldiers here were born. Rather cowardly.

[Happy Demon]

I know. I was hoping that the bonus to reckless actions would offset the recklessness of those actions. Oh well, time to make a new character.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Joe Grits
Gender: Male
Appearance: Old and withered, looks sort of like a mummy

HP: 11
Skills: Not dying

Loadout
Weapon: Bolt action rifle, short bayonet
Ammo: 2 five round stripper clips
Attire: Uniform, gas mask, body armour, Helmet
Supplies: Shovel, flashlight, binoculars, canteen, rations, coffee, matchbook, med kit
Personal effects: Nope

Bio:
He's been in the army since before most soldiers here were born. Rather cowardly.

((Post this in the OOC thread please, I can't say which reply it's in if it's not in the same thread.))

[Andres]

Find a medic to patch up my wounds.

[Ozarck]

Shoot that croc in the ass, man.