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[Happy Demon]

((Eh, things happened, so I'll update tomorrow. Which may not be as long as it may initially sound.))

[NAV]

Bump?

[Happy Demon]

Oh right, I had fallen behind on this.

[Happy Demon]

((Good thing I warned you not to get attached, or else I might feel bad. Also, tons of rolls.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Trigger (2/20 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Trigger]

You bite the three headed crocodile.
Attack: d13 +/- 2 = 5 + 2 = 7
You bite it's head, it flies off in an arc. Though it managed to hit you afterwards, sending you into one of the nearby trucks.
Landing: d13 +/- 2 = 8 - 1 = 7
You ace the landing, taking no damage.

The three headed crocodile rushes toward you and attacks.
Defense: d13 = 9 = 9
The three headed crocodile only hits with one bite, and due to hitting the truck as well, it's effect was reduced.
You take 4 damage, you have 2/20 HP remaining.

The soldier tries to take a shot, but he tries dodging something, he dodges INTO it.
A severed flying body-part pierces his skull and keeps flying.

Spoiler: Kenny (KIA) (click to show/hide)

[Kenny]

A severed crocodile head flies towards you, it's still not dead and tries to attack you.
((The severed Ceroc (Cerberus croc) head gets a 13.))
Defense: d13 = 1 (botch)
You get REKT. Your grenades detonate. Kenny parts starts flying towards everyone.
The severed crocodile head is killed by shrapnel.

Spoiler: Nancy (KIA) (click to show/hide)

[Nancy]

You rush to the cause of alarm.
Defense: d13 = 3
As you try to get to the happening, your head is pierced by a piece of Kenny-shrapnel, you take 12 damage.
You get REKT, and the Kenny-shrapnel keeps flying.

Spoiler: Frank (9/15 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Frank]

You run to help, but then a piece of bone flies towards you.
Defense: d13 +/- 1 = 3 + 1 = 4
The bone hits your head, it leaves a big wound and your helmet's broken. You take 6 damage.
The bone keeps flying, into the tent, it's course heavily altered.
You have 9/15 HP remaining.

Spoiler: Hatterson (13/13 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Hatterson]

You notice a bone flying towards you.
Defense: d13 = 13
You expertly duck, but when the bone pierces your hat, it accelerates somehow, and cuts the Soldier next to you in half.
The bone then proceeds to cut through some more trees.

It seems that the combination of bloody bone, steel, hat material, crocodile spit, explosions, and the jungle has created an artifact of immense power.

Spoiler: Jack (8/10 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Jack]

You get out and see what happens, Trigger bites off one of the crocodile's three heads, and it flies off in an arc, hitting Kenny, who explodes.
Kenny shrapnel flies everywhere, including at you.
Defense: d13 +/- 3 = 1 + 3 = 4
The armor protects you well, you only take 2 damage from the Kenny shrapnel.
You have 8/10 HP remaining.

Though the soldier south of you isn't that lucky, getting hit in the head by one, killing him instantly.
The soldier north of you manages to dodge.
You see no other aggressors, only your men and a now-2 headed crocodile.

Spoiler: Ernie (8/8 HP) (click to show/hide)

[Ernie]

As you get out, you see Kenny exploding.
Defense: d13 = 2
A piece of Kenny shrapnel hits you. You take 4 damage.
You have 4/8 HP remaining.

((The damage of the shrapnel is decided by the attack roll of the shrapnel.))

[Ozarck]

"Kenny! Oh my god, it killed Kenny! And also Nancy. Die you luggage and boots wanna be, die!!!!" Frank activates testosterone and moves all rolls toward 7 by 1 for three rounds, and then fires at the monster.

[Andres]

"You bastard!"

Shoot the crocodile's remaining heads.

EDIT: (How did the shrapnel kill the guy south of me? There's trucks and cover in between him and Kenny.)

[SaberToothTiger]

Build fortifications so that the terrifying alligator can't grt to me.

[Megggas]

"Kenny! Oh my god, it killed Kenny!

(lol, I was hoping someone would say that when Kenny died.)

(Well, I hope the rest of you are able to survive a bit longer then Kenny.  Try not to get slaughtered by our first enemy  )

[Ozarck]

"Kenny! Oh my god, it killed Kenny!

(lol, I was hoping someone would say that when Kenny died.)

(Well, I hope the rest of you are able to survive a bit longer then Kenny.  Try not to get slaughtered by our first enemy  )

You earned it. Now go make another character.

[Happy Demon]

"Kenny! Oh my god, it killed Kenny!

(lol, I was hoping someone would say that when Kenny died.)

(Well, I hope the rest of you are able to survive a bit longer then Kenny.  Try not to get slaughtered by our first enemy  )

You earned it. Now go make another character.

((I did 3 rolls for the severed Ceroc head attack.
The first was the hit, it was 7, second was the attack, it was 13, and third was Kenny's defense, he got 1.
So basically the Ceroc head hit dead on, and he hit hard, with Kenny failing spectacularly to defend himself.))

[Ozarck]

...

That's a perfect attack. That's as big a roll as you get in this game, far as I know. an auspicious omen. Good work, Kenny, good work indeed.

[Happy Demon]

...

That's a perfect attack. That's as big a roll as you get in this game, far as I know. an auspicious omen. Good work, Kenny, good work indeed.

((Well, the Ceroc head could've survived a couple more turns, but the explosion and Kenny shrapnel killed it.
So the crit kinda backfired, even if Kenny didn't have grenades, he still would've exploded and killed the Ceroc (it was just so overkill).
The Ceroc head would still be dangerous if it was alive, since if you get close, it can take a big bite off your health (up to 10 damage per bite).))

[Happy Demon]

"You bastard!"

Shoot the crocodile's remaining heads.

EDIT: (How did the shrapnel kill the guy south of me? There's trucks and cover in between him and Kenny.)

((The guy was standing on a rise in the terrain, and the Kenny shrapnel did arc a bit.))

Edit: ((I'd say the ricochet was the least likely hit of them all, as it did a 90 degree turn in it's travel. It went from Kenny, to Frank, to a Soldier in the tent, to Hatterson, and then a Driver.))

[NAV]

Jump on its back and wrestle it crocodile hunter style. I want this croc as a pet!

[Shaporia]

Hatterson gasps, pulling off his hat and inspecting it for damage! If there is any, fix it! Conveniently ignore the fight that's killing so many of my allies.