Next time I work with you, my turn will be so much better.
Play with you*
If I have to keep reminding myself that this is just a game and there's no point getting upset over it then I'm gonna remind all of you as well
Also I wouldn't call your turn "garbage". There was a terrible streak of bad luck, and despite that you put in the effort to get up
something and that something was honestly quite entertaining, it just didn't really work as a fort update.
E:
I'm here. I'm nearly done with Boarpaints (in both senses). Unfortunately, I don't think I can top my death and destruction spree with Clobbermountains; I racked up a 100 body count in Breadbowl, and topped that at 180-ish in Boarpaints. What I do is mostly if I am taking the last turn.
My current ideas involve either trying to capture spawn, or caving in the volcano ...
EDIT: I look at the save. What the fuck am I looking at? Is hell really 78 Z high? Are we having a competition for most evil caverns? Why do we have underworld spawn?
EDIT 2: His Guadiness is 157 years old. I checked DFHack (Dwarfs come with a built in expiration date). I won't reveal when he's due to die, but let me just say there's a very good chance he'll going to keel over before Clobbermountains does.
EDIT 3: Ok, given I actually want to the king keel over from old age, I'm actually not going to try and fuck this place over. I've narrowed my choices down to three
1. Try and reclaim upper Clobbermountains via stragetically positions marksdwarfs
2. Colonize Hell, its nicer than the rest of the place.
3. Fuck all, take inspiration from the fact we have a silver animal trap and go try and make as much cheese as I can.
Given the sheer amount of fuckery this fort has, option 3 is oddly appealing. I'm trying to figure out how bad reclaiming upper Clobbermountains and the surface would be.
Why not all three? :V 2 in particular interests me. If nothing else, Hell has a much saner topography than Clobbermountains proper at this point. Heck, why not combine it with #3? We shall fill Hell with the cheese of the damned.
Also, 1 might actually be semi-doable with a bit of luck. Remember that we still have the entire Spire's worth of candy to go through (and there's almost certainly at least one more adamantine spire
somewhere on the map which would also be entirely for the taking now that Hell's already blown its load all over us). I don't think Spawn can use armor either, so we may not even have to worry about soldiers turning into candy-coated Spawn.