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Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn

Keep going and see what happens

Let it die

[Monitor Lisard]

Ok, so... I'll take the most social and useless dwarf. Make him Taupidlidou, Royal Jester.

Also, this.

[The Master]

I'll post my first update in a day or two at most. Man, I really shouldn't have signed up for more than one fort at a time!

[TheBiggerFish]

....
Nah, it makes for more CARNAGE!

[Mr Frog]

I'll post my first update in a day or two at most. Man, I really shouldn't have signed up for more than one fort at a time!

It's all good man; I already noticed you had another turn going elsewhere, lol. As long as you aren't blatantly stalling and don't abruptly vanish into the ether without notice, I'm happy to be patient.

[The Master]

....
Nah, it makes for more CARNAGE!

You're doing it wrong. It's CARNAGE!
Notice how mine seems to pop out more? You have to give it a black glow.

[The Master]

Alright! Tomorrow I'm starting my turn, as today I'm finishing my current turn in the other fort!

[Lolfail0009]

Wunderbar! I've no doubt it will be positively CARNAGE filled~

[The Master]

Wunderbar! I've no doubt it will be positively CARNAGE filled~

Speaking of that, you should read(and listen to) my latest update for Abyssmined. You get to hear me voice act!

[Lolfail0009]

Wunderbar! I've no doubt it will be positively CARNAGE filled~

Speaking of that, you should read(and listen to) my latest update for Abyssmined. You get to hear me voice act!

Ooh, perhaps I shall. Then we'd both know what the other sounds like, and know the true identity of the other when the other takes over the world >:]

[TheBiggerFish]

....
Nah, it makes for more CARNAGE!

You're doing it wrong. It's CARNAGE!
Notice how mine seems to pop out more? You have to give it a black glow.

D'arrrgh, I never saw that!

CARNAGE!

[Monitor Lisard]

Speaking of that, you should read(and listen to) my latest update for Abyssmined. You get to hear me voice act!

Ooh, perhaps I shall. Then we'd both know what the other sounds like, and know the true identity of the other when the other takes over the world >:]

It makes some sense now!

Who would have known that The Master's real name is, in fact, Walter E. Kurtz.

[The Master]

Speaking of that, you should read(and listen to) my latest update for Abyssmined. You get to hear me voice act!

Ooh, perhaps I shall. Then we'd both know what the other sounds like, and know the true identity of the other when the other takes over the world >:]

It makes some sense now!

Who would have known that The Master's real name is, in fact, Walter E. Kurtz.

Easy now, I'm more of an Apocalypse Later kind of guy.

[Mr Frog]

So, uh, quick primer for The Master before he begins:

1. I don't know where anything is. Nobody knows where anything is.
2. The entire fortress is crawling with demons and FBs. Nobody can keep track of how they could potentially get to us. The geometry of Clobbermountains has ascended beyond earthly conceptions of dimension.
8. All is chaos. Human knowledge and intellect have met their end, drowned beneath a sea of infinity. There is no God, only the icy vastness of oblivion.
1764. Be afraid.

[TheFlame52]

17. We are not only sacrificing children to get rid of aforesaid demons, it's the best possible method for doing so.

[TheBiggerFish]

So, uh, quick primer for The Master before he begins:

1. I don't know where anything is. Nobody knows where anything is.
2. The entire fortress is crawling with demons and FBs. Nobody can keep track of how they could potentially get to us. The geometry of Clobbermountains has ascended beyond earthly conceptions of dimension.
8. All is chaos. Human knowledge and intellect have met their end, drowned beneath a sea of infinity. There is no God, only the icy vastness of oblivion.
1764. Be afraid.

This is going in my sig.

17. We are not only sacrificing children to get rid of aforesaid demons, it's the best possible method for doing so.

As is this.