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The fortress's situation is looking increasingly unsalvageable. What do?

Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn
Keep going and see what happens
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Author Topic: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- The End(?)  (Read 400759 times)

Splint

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1740 on: June 15, 2016, 01:39:28 pm »

Yeah, I uh, i won't lie. The banshees kinda turned me off a further turn. plus a militia that was so abysmally maintained that it wasn't funny and the general chaos of a layout even compared to the clusterfuck of other forts I've seen...

Still, kudos on managing to not lose the king yet guys.  :)

Figured he would have croaked by now.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1741 on: June 15, 2016, 01:57:48 pm »

Yeah, I uh, i won't lie. The banshees kinda turned me off a further turn. plus a militia that was so abysmally maintained that it wasn't funny and the general chaos of a layout even compared to the clusterfuck of other forts I've seen...

Still, kudos on managing to not lose the king yet guys.  :)

Figured he would have croaked by now.

I like forts with ridiculous threats tbh; players tend to be at their most creative when cornered (e.g. the Drunk Fortress Hell-Surface Demon Tubetm).

Also, NCommander got back to me, and it'll be quite a while before he'll be able to play, so if anyone wants to jump in before him they're free to do so.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Jungle Fever!
« Reply #1742 on: June 15, 2016, 02:05:30 pm »

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1743 on: June 15, 2016, 02:36:04 pm »

Clobbermountains -- Things Are, Unbelievably, Worse Than They Seem

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Jungle Fever!
« Reply #1744 on: June 15, 2016, 02:57:55 pm »

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Buckle up, lads.
Do we start screaming CARNAGE now?
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1745 on: June 15, 2016, 03:09:52 pm »

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Do we start screaming CARNAGE now?

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1746 on: June 15, 2016, 08:08:50 pm »

It's time. I'm sure this year will go perfectly fine. After all, I'm known for uneventful turns! I can almost guarantee that there will be no- wait, what's what? I'm supposed to... Oh. Okay. Got it.

IT'S RAPING (of the fortress) TIME! CARNAGE!
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« Reply #1747 on: June 15, 2016, 08:43:14 pm »

Paired with your forum pic, i have to say that seems oddly appropriate.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1748 on: June 15, 2016, 09:50:33 pm »

Paired with your forum pic, i have to say that seems oddly appropriate.
I've known you for... five years? And this is the first time you've said this?
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« Reply #1749 on: June 15, 2016, 09:58:46 pm »

Paired with your forum pic, i have to say that seems oddly appropriate.
I've known you for... five years? And this is the first time you've said this?

Well, considering most of that was spent inactive on your part... Although the important bit was pushing what little sanity you had over the edge with a fortress full of broken spears...  ;D

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1750 on: June 15, 2016, 10:35:05 pm »

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« Reply #1752 on: June 16, 2016, 12:19:00 am »

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« Reply #1753 on: June 16, 2016, 12:24:50 am »

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1754 on: June 16, 2016, 01:14:57 am »

I won't lie, I'm kinda hoping the fort dies in a ridiculous over the top (or at least horrendously bloody, kicky-screamy,) way under The Master.

It'd be far too fitting for it, and so I hope it happens.

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