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Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn

Keep going and see what happens

Let it die

[Taupe]

Appropriate or not, I've got a new desktop background...

[chaotic skies]

*pokes thread with a stick*

"I thought we revived this thing. Or did it just never die? I forgot."

[Mr Frog]

*pokes thread with a stick*

"I thought we revived this thing. Or did it just never die? I forgot."

Nothing much to discuss, what with the lack of fortress activity. Anyone who wants to fix this is urged to sign up for a turn, obviously.

We could discuss what to do in the event that I do a second fortress, I guess. Current plans include a hostile spider entity which spits webs that dissolve into poison.

[DolosusDoleus]

Goddamnit, but this fort deserves the most dwarven of endings.

This is my suggestion: Make enough weapons and armor out of adamantine to fit every dwarf. Enlist evertone into the military. Make His Gaudiness the commander of Clobbermountains's armed forces. Then open the airlocks.

We shall take back the surface or die trying.

[Taupe]

Oh, I have other plans. In a bit over a week, the leadership of this fortress shall pass on to the next logical candidate:

Taupidlidoo, Royal Jester.

[chaotic skies]

Dear Armok help us all

[Kadian]

Dear Armok help us all

Praying won't help, even Armok won't be able to stop Taupe and his Spawn. Leave this fortress, if you want to live, and even then, Taupe's spawn might be able to find you...

[Mr Frog]

Dear Armok help us all

Praying won't help, even Armok won't be able to stop Taupe and his Spawn. Leave this fortress, if you want to live, and even then, Taupe's spawn might be able to find you...

Praying won't help because Taupe already killed God.

[Imic]

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!

Taupidlidoo, Royal Jester.

Actually it was better off dead

[chaotic skies]

Well, I propose we all rush the surface, and hope we don't die. Maybe someone can get out of this hell hole and survive to tell of the horrors that infest Clobbermountains.

[Kadian]

Well, I propose we all rush the surface, and hope we don't die. Maybe someone can get out of this hell hole and survive to tell of the horrors that infest Clobbermountains.

I know of 2 Dorfs which might survive.
Taupe & Taupidlidoo.

They have to cause more havoc, after all.

[chaotic skies]

Well, I propose we all rush the surface, and hope we don't die. Maybe someone can get out of this hell hole and survive to tell of the horrors that infest Clobbermountains.

I know of 2 Dorfs which might survive.
Taupe & Taupidlidoo.

They have to cause more havoc, after all.

I can see it now:
"Oh, it's those two dwarfs from that Clobber mountains place. Don't mind them, they're mostly harmless."
"What are they building? It looks like some weird cannon."
"It does, doesn't it. Hey, why's it pointed at the fort..."
"GUARDS!"

[Taupe]

His royal nephew had done all he could to guide the remains of Clobbermountains. The weight of several mandates in such a short time lapse had put a string on Crashmaster's will, however. There was a reason why oversight of a fortress was passed over to a new dwarf every year, after all. His gaudiness reflected upon this. He himself had done all he could, and his skills were crucial to the fortress' prosperity and survival. Morale was low too, that was a problem. ''As long as someone steps foward, he whispered to himself, I might as well give the title to anyone'' The king assumed he was alone in the room, yet... Jingles and laugher were his answer.

''Did you just say, anyone? the royal jester applauded, coming out of his hiding place with a cartwheel.
-Damnit, not you.
-Tis me, yipee! Taupidlidoo, but Taupe for you! Jingles and sing, I'll make us win!
-Oh for Armok's sake...
-Then it is settled, We're in the kettle!
-Please stop...!
-Alright, your gaudiness, I'll take the job if you insist! Gimme five!''

The jester raised his hand with eagerness, smiling. His gaudiness did neither, for he was missing his arm.

''You're no fun...''

[Kadian]

"Your Gaudiness, remind me again, why didn't you imprison your...Jester...years ago? Or...did you, and his 'jokes' are a result of him going insane in the prison? . . . Now that I think about it, a hammering to the head would have caused a similar effect."

 

[Imic]

Okay, its not alive. It will last about three minutes, tops. Then it will die.