I've got like 75% of a smaller update done, hsould be able to edit it in in a few hours, currently working on a science project due an hour ago, after that I'm free for the weekend, and will get this thing done, if nothing else just so I'm not pissing you off anymore.
EDIT: Here's the update!
You see thick handwriting, in the familiar blue-black ink of a Dimple Cup.Hematite, 213
I’ve been Overseer for a month now. I haven’t had much time to write because of it, so I’m just going to write for the entire month. Are you okay with that, Winston? Yeah, of course you are…
Anyway, when this all started, His Gaudiness called us all to the dining room (the one with the adamantine lever in the middle), and just closed his eyes, spun while counting to 17, and said whoever was directly behind him was the next Overseer. And guess who that was! Me, of course! Clueless old me, who can barely tell the difference between a gem and a plain old stone! Well, after this, I immediately decided that we needed another mason, and since I’ve always been better at cutting stone than gems anyway, I elected myself to be a new mason.
So the day goes on normally, we all eat, His Gaudiness occasionally complains about not having his left hand anymore, but is generally content. I go to bed last, as I’ve always been a bit of a...different dwarf, and I like being alone with myself sometimes.
Then, right in the middle of my dreams, I see them: Plans for an “Emergency Pod”, which is basically a small off-shoot of the fortress that has a bridge we can raise and lower from inside, locking out anything dangerous in the fort. It’s got a still, kitchen, and a small farm; basically just enough for two,
maybe three. I plan on building a large amount, but at the moment I’ve just designated one, to see what problems we run into. Currently it appears our main problem is irrigating the farms; luckily, we only need to irrigate them once, so I can probably think of something.
Of course, right as the miners finish digging the prototype, His Gaudiness asks for one to be built, so I agree to build him one, and tell him it might take some amount of time, as we’re still ironing out the kinks. Although I’ve already designated him one; It’s setup to allow him to still have his royal quarters, but still includes space for another family of dwarves, and a sufficiently large farm and food storage area. After all, he is king; he gets the best, or at least that’s what’s supposed to happen. But in all the chaos of something similar to the SPIREGATE, I can only hope he gets to his Pod in time.
I remember the last guy saying something about completing the MOLE to me right after I was selected, but I don’t know where to begin with minecarts, and since I’d rather not anger him (he seems to be slightly insane), I’m just going to leave it for the next guy. If there is a next guy. We have this rule of no one may be Overseer twice (or maybe no one wants to actually
be Overseer again, you never know.)
Anyway, otherwise I’m currently working on upgrading the Dining Room, but that’s going rather slowly. Stone Statues aren’t the easiest thing to make, and are rather heavy, so it may take days for the other dwarves to haul them into the Dining Room. I also want to add some bridges or floodgates to the fort in chokepoints, just in case something like SPIREGATE ever happens again. Maybe that way we won’t have the entire fort die, and can cordon off certain sections instead. I hate to think what will happen to anyone left inside, though.
Finally, I'm actually glad to have gotten that up. Not because I think this gets me off the hook (I'm not sure I'll stop messing around after my year's over on an alternate version of the save), but now I can see what people think!
Comments? Questions? Hatemail? Fanmail? OhmygodmyeyeswhatdidIjustreadit'ssohorrible-esque reactions?