The Archivist getting angry? Hoo boy.
Is that an actual character that exists in game or just some plot device around which the entire universe was duct-taped? I'm really confused.
Less that it was duct taped around so much as Mr Frog found a vampire-shaped hole and crammed her in head first. Amazingly enough, she didn't suffer from Extreme Cranial Compression Syndrome when it was found said hole was a bit on the shallow side. Must be the vampire-ness.
A tragedy struck in the wake of migrants arriving. None of them knew the danger of The Cloud, and several had blundered into it, thinking it a freakish fog bank and nothing more: Zulgar encedfight and Vabok Lashfocus were swiftly dispatched by Buffalo Squad. A cassowary was also caught in the bank and a foolish huntress paid for her lack of knowledge of what The Cloud does to its victims, and the bird earned the name "Rainytours" as a result.
Within days, Erib mandated that maces be forbidden from export, citing that he "refused to give away crucial war materials," and Jeff was stripped of his tomb (which was only discovered he was still in possession of when Erib demanded a tomb.) And, of course, a dwarf began to act strangely, secretive even.
But Erib didn't really care. He was more concerned with finding out what the local heraldry was. He seemed pleased by it, claiming it was "fitting."
Meanwhile, it was found a child was very unhappy. Why you may ask? Why, her parents had died on arrival here of course!
Vabok, her father, had been slain by Mikethete after blundering into The Cloud, while her mother Kib had been the victim of the Cloud bird Rainytours. But as Slate neared its conclusion, the smith emerged with a ring in hand, of finest make! Everyone quickly forgot the plight of that child as a result.
On the 5th of Felsite, Agrela Allytower was made executioner at King Erib's order. Pisskop had records showing a swordsdwarf guilty of murder, and Erib demanded justice be dispensed. Nobody recalls if the dwarf was killed or not.
In mid-Felsite however, all would recall when it was engraved: The Banshees come once more!
A nice disjointed update that goes to roughly mid-Felsite. Spring's just about done as a result. We're now under banshee attack, and I'm probably about to send about 2 dozen dwarves to their deaths against two large squads of banshee archers.
We have one pissed dwarf, a kid whose family kinda sorta died, and have a new worthless trinket. Honestly, heart isn't too in it, but maybe I'll enjoy doing the next update some, since I may get to write graphic depictions of horrific bloody battle.
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