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Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn

Keep going and see what happens

Let it die

[NCommander]

Alright, I should have the first canon update done by late tonight.

I'm told you can make CARNAGE with a cannon ....

I'll show myself out

[The Master]

Here's an except from the update.
It's getting quite stuffy in here. I don't think we've had fresh air down here in awhile. Open the front door!

[NCommander]

Wait a moment, are you trying to let the surface horrors in, or the fortress horrors out?

[The Master]

Wait a moment, are you trying to let the surface horrors in, or the fortress horrors out?

Yes.

[chaotic skies]

Carnage?

[NCommander]

Wait a moment, are you trying to let the surface horrors in, or the fortress horrors out?

Yes.

Wouldn't that cause-

Oh you FIEND. A horror-antihorror explosion would not only level the place, it would bring in an age of emptiness.

Go into the raws and add serves on break to the dwarfs so when they get ripped apart by spawn they can be isolated into all their component bits.

[TheBiggerFish]

....
Carnage.

[The Master]

Work devoured me today, didn't have enough written. Good news though, the fort is fucked!

[NCommander]

Work devoured me today, didn't have enough written. Good news though, the fort is fucked!

Define fucked. Are we regular fucked, or are we Battlefailed levels of fuck?

Is the fort actually still standing, or did it crumble to its end.

[The Master]

Work devoured me today, didn't have enough written. Good news though, the fort is fucked!

Define fucked. Are we regular fucked, or are we Battlefailed levels of fuck?

Is the fort actually still standing, or did it crumble to its end.

It's still standing.

[NCommander]

I'd normally say business as usual for this fort, but given who's at the helm, at this point I feel compelled to ask if any dwarfs are still alive cause ...

Looking forward to your update. I want to see how over the top you went.

[TheBiggerFish]

....
Carnage.

[The Master]

This is so embarrassing, but where is the door keeping all the death outside?

[Aldraglienon]

Before anyone replies...

Are we sure we want to gives him that information, this has potential for great CARNAGE and fort fallage...

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Oh and master their are to my knowledge, five different doors keep the death outside, not counting the cavern entrances. The four airlocks I made and the original fort entrance. Two of the airlock are too the north on either side of the mountain, one too the east at the lost point in that direction, one at the lowest point to the south, and the main fort entrance is high up the mountain in about the middle of the map.

[The Master]

Nevermind I figured it out! I just dug upward until dirt stopped appearing!