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[Delekates]

oh yea. Kinda dunno what to do.
Get out of the town, check out how goblins are doing, i mean go to their camp

[Tomasque]

^{Wait... Did I give conein a +2 last turn? We'll darn me for not noticing.}
Turn Six:
conein:

GET THEM TO FOLLOW ME.

[4-2(Qeth Vol)+1(repeat)+1=4]
 Nope. He isn't moving. However, his stubbornness to leave would suit him very we'll as a guard dog monster. The skeletons seem equally biased against leaving, since targeting them all with the spell gave gave you the same maluses against them as against the strongest-willed undead in the group.

Then whatever happens, exept me dying, exit cave and explore

You decide to take a peek outside the cave. It seems that you're on the side of a small mountain. A little ways off you see a town sticking out of a forest that seems to be hugging one of it's sides. Except for it, there is no civilization within miles.

ATHATH:

Strengthen the sheath, and sheathe my sword.

[5+1(repeat attempt)+1=7]
 That's what your looking for! The wood is transmuted into a fine steel, and sheathing the sword produces a satisfying sound. Perfect.

Stroll straight into town (confidently) and head for the nearest inn.

[1+1(nice people)-2(unusual/scary sight)=0!]
 The people stop what they're doing and stare at you as you pass by. You come across a religious parade, stopped dead at the sight of you. Suddenly, one of the priests yells out, "Abomination!" Moments later you feel rocks hit you from all angles, and it seems as if they are trying to stone you to death. You are - however - made of metal, so they serve nothing but to annoy you. If they realize this too, they'll probably use a more powerful method of attack, so it is in your best interest to act now.

Generally me:

Go to the graveyard with both my zombies.

Doing this in the middle of town would have definitely drawn attention, had it not been for the commotion outside the town hall. You safely track down the source of the bodies, which you discover to not be a graveyard at all, but a wizard's hidden workshop below the library. Inside, the bodies you find are cut apart for display, but in the corner lie three untouched corpses.

Raise 4 undead.

[3+2=5]
 The zombies shamble to life. Not your best work, but at least they can stand.

Cloak or disguise all my zombies.

[1]
 All the bodies are fresh, so disguising them would be easier than cloaking them. You concentrate on making them look human, but all your years of solitary confinement in hell aren't helping. By the end, you're too exhausted to try again this turn, and you don't know whether the commotion would last long enough for you to lead them to the farmhouse.

Delekates:

Get out of the town, check out how goblins are doing, i mean go to their camp

You leave town without an incident, probably because everyone seems to be too pre-occupied with smacking metal rods together. At least that's what it sounds like. You trek through the forest, growing hungrier by the minute. About halfway there you here a sound nearby. Investigating, you see a group of guards escorting a prisoner in chains. Yummy. They don't seem to have noticed you yet.

Note: I don't care how many 'if' gates you guys make (in fact, they make my job easier), just remember the maximum amount of actions your character can do each turn is now 3.

[Delekates]

okay hope i dont make any pain in the booty crack 

Use dark powers to give em hallucinations then use old style kick ass combos to knock every one out (not killing), and eat prisoners soul then continue moving.

[conein]

skeletons, pretty please, follow me. Is it so hard to make something so basic...
Then, to the town we go. When i reach it, make sure to make the Skellies stop following me in a safe place.

[Generally me]

Wait for the wizard to get back. When she/he does get back, get my zombies to punch him in the face and knock him/her out. Then carefully make the wizard into a vonzun.

If he doesn't get knocked out, shoot him with death energy till he dies.

Send my vonzun by himself to the farm.

[Magnumcannon]

Name: Chorgmungnus Nyxtor Draeltharmus
Gender: Male
Race: Half-Lich
Debtor: Xugorth, Chormugnus' evil brother who betrayed him and ascended to a god.
Bio: In his life, Chormungnus was a powerful wizard, knower of all magic and the only one who could match him in his region was his brother, Xugorth. In a stormy day, Chormungnus came running to his temple holding a bottle with a purple substance. It was the Elixir of Ascending, a rare potion that, given to the right hands, could turn a man into a god. Both of them knew they could ascend, but Xugtorth was greedy and stabbed Chormungnus to death and drank the potion. Xugorth was now a god and Chormungnus...well, a dead man.

[Tomasque]

Debtor: Xugorth, Chormugnus' evil brother who betrayed him and ascended to a god.

   That seems kinda weird, but okay. I'll put you right in the next update (after ATHATH replies).

[ATHATH]

"This again?!"
*sigh*
"Please stop pelting me with rocks."
*Bob continues to be pelted with rocks*
"Please, stop."
*the pelting continues*
"STOP!"
*the pelting stops*
"Why are you attacking me? I come here, lost and looking to purchase a map, and you attack me! Is it because I look odd? That's racism! I am a perfectly nice guy, and you shun me. Shame on you."
Head to the inn.

[Tomasque]

I'll update tomorrow today, actually (look at the time I posted this). Only once I fall asleep and wake up again, however.

[conein]

Hey, i suggest you put our status in the OP, or in the first post, or whatever it is. You should also write what minions we have, that's important.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also thats sum pretty long sleep

[Tomasque]

^{How is 10 hours a long sleep? Whatever...}
Turn Seven:
Delekates:

okay hope i dont make any pain in the booty crack 

Umm... okay.

Use dark powers to give em hallucinations

[5]
 Well, it's more of an illusion spell, really, but you pull it off nonetheless. The guards begin walking away from the prisoner, talking to themselves. The prisoner gets in a fetal position and begin shaking.

then use old style kick ass combos to knock every one out (not killing)

You dispatch the guards with ease. The poor souls probably thought they were on guard duty back at the town.

and eat prisoners soul

You don't eat souls. However, you do drink blood! After sucking the prisoner dry, you're too tired to keep going, so you sit down on one of the guards and rest.

conein:

skeletons, pretty please, follow me. Is it so hard to make something so basic...

[4-2(QV)+2(repeat)+1=5]
 Slowly, the skeletons and the Qeth Vol begin to follow you. Finally!

Then, to the town we go.

[2]
 Your walk to the town is interrupted when a few merchants see you from a ways off. They run away - screaming - into the forest. They're too far away to chase, so you keep going to the town.

When i reach it, make sure to make the Skellies stop following me in a safe place.

[8-2(QV)+1=7]
 You find an old abandoned farmhouse outside the town, so you lead your undead inside. You command them to stay there, which works perfectly. Some of the skeletons & the Qeth Vol even play dead! You then enter the city, which seems eerily silent except for a loud commotion nearby...

Generally me:

Wait for the wizard to get back. When she/he does get back, get my zombies to punch him in the face and knock him/her out.

[2-1(vonzun)-1(slightly complex)+2=2]
 A few minutes later, the wizard climbs down the ladder in a hurry. You command the zombies to attack, but they don't. However, the wizard is scared shitless a lot, so you turn to plan B.

If he doesn't get knocked out, shoot him with death energy till he dies.

[5+2=7]
 The wizard tries to defend himself, but his soul is annihilated by your necromantic magic. His eyes glaze over and he falls to the ground, dead.

Then carefully make the wizard into a vonzun.

[6+2]
 You call upon your necromantic energies and raise the wizard from the dead. He gets off the ground, life returning to his eyes. A different life than before. An eviler life. You have created vonzun spellcaster. His power can aid you greatly, but if he turns against you he will be a great enemy as well.

Send my vonzun by himself to the farm.

You feel too exhausted to do this.

Magnumcannon:
 You find yourself inside your old crypt, with everything as it was when you last saw it. Well, almost everything. The ornamental vase is obscured by a silhouette that you identify as your backstabbing brother. "Well look who came back, after all." His voice makes you tremble with rage. "I was just wondering who could help me with this problem of mine when I remembered my fool of a brother was trying to get out of hell!" He laughs condescendingly. "Well, brother, what do you say to helping me?" If looks could kill, he'd be dead 3 times just then. "Remember, you still owe me." That stops you in your tracks. No matter how much you want to deny it, he's right. And worse than that, he made you take a blood oath, too. There's no getting out of this. "Well, I don't want to spend too much time talking to you, so I'll make it quick. One of the other gods has betrayed me - could you imagine - and I want his precious little toys dead. Both of them happen to be in a little town not far from here. You'll know who they are when you see them. I'll make sure of that. Ta ta, little brother."
What is your magical specialization?

ATHATH:

"This again?!"
*sigh*
"Please stop pelting me with rocks."
*Bob continues to be pelted with rocks*
"Please, stop."
*the pelting continues*
"STOP!"

[4-2(scary)=2]
 Despite your best attempts, only a people few run off, while the rest of the townsfolk still pelt you with rocks.

Head to the inn.

You walk into the inn, where the few people who haven't seen you yet (the drunks) notice you and begin to scream. Everyone either cowers in the corner or throws stuff at you -  except a small group of people. These four just get up from their table calmly and face you. Adventurers.

Spoiler: conein (click to show/hide)

Status: Normal
Infamy: Very Low
Lair: Small Cave
Inventory: Nothing
Minions: 8 Skeletons & 1 Qeth Vol
Quest: Get the Caladrius's eyes and feathers for the court wizard

Spoiler: Generally me (click to show/hide)

Status: Normal
Infamy: None
Lair: Wizard's Workshop (?)
Inventory: Strange Ring
Minions: 4 Fresh Zombies, 1 Vonzun, & 1 Vonzun Spellcaster
Quest: Identify Strange Ring

Spoiler: ATHATH (click to show/hide)

Status: Normal, Metal
Infamy: Medium
Lair: None
Inventory: Giant Metal Sword w/ Sheathe
Minions: None
Quest: Kill King Bill

Spoiler: Delekates (click to show/hide)

Status: Normal, Sated
Infamy: None
Lair: None
Inventory: Nothing
Minions: None
Quest: Kill all people inside nearby town

Spoiler: Magnumcannon (click to show/hide)

Status: Normal
Infamy: None
Lair: none
Inventory: Nothing
Minions: none
Quest: Kill two unknown people

I'll add in Andres later today. I just have to think of what his quest will be.

[conein]

"Oh, they followed my commands... that's a huge step."

Go to the commotion, whatever that is. Unless it is a "We heard that a spooky necromancer is around"

[Delekates]

Search guards for money, jewelry, not interested in wedding rigns, while they unconscious.
"Think its time to go, ive rest enough." Continues journey.

[Magnumcannon]

Magic specialization: Venom Magic

Look for a weapon around the crypt.

[Generally me]

See if my Spell caster can identify the ring.

Send my Vonzun to the farmstead

Examine the books and other things in the laboratory for useful information.