Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Sithlordz]

The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.

The water strikes back!
Seriously, WTF?  I know removing gills is a good way to control population but this is just nuts.

Also; Boohya. I gotz me some good kit.  

The spinning $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ strikes The Peasant in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Peasant is having trouble breathing!
The Peasant's right lung has been pierced!
The Peasant's heart has been pierced!
The Peasant gives in to pain.
The Peasant falls over.
You grab The Peasant by the lower body with your right upper arm!
Ukap Asatra, Peasant has bled to death.
You pick up the $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ with your right hand.
The spinning $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ strikes The Child in the lower body!
It explodes in gore!
The Child is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Child slams into an obstacle!
Threbe Kastrolpak, Child has been struck down.
You pick up the $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ with your right hand.

A carp just dragged me in to a river, killed me, and promptly drowned. O_o
[ November 27, 2007: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]

[ November 27, 2007: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]

[Frogman]

I think you get the message that fishes drown when they accidentally get up on land. I'm not sure, though.

[Sithlordz]

Fish in this game are stupid. Dozens of the buggers flopped on to land, apparently.

Wait. When the carp killed me, I THINK it drowned.  In the water.  It sat on my body and didn't move for a while.  Could turning internal organs into embeddeds and joints have an affect on this otherwise comical aspect of a.. Reasonably serious game?

[ November 27, 2007: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]

[mickel]

I've had fish happily wander around on land and annoy my farmers. They were lungfish, though, so that explains the surviving above water.

But how do they move around so fast?