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Monster Breeder! (SG)
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:34:04 am »

Welcome, young Breeder, to the First Annual Monster-con of Startington. We're pleased to announce that Startington council has recently passed the legislation to allow monster breeding on Starting Grounds!

On display we have the Three-Tusked Tuskthree, the Dreaded Red Undead, the Labyrinth Labrador-man, and many, many others for sale! Of course, these dangerous monsters are off-limits to youngsters such as you.

Let's count out your coins, shall we? Hm. Ah! You've got enough for two monsters! Follow me to the Junior Breeder section, please. Here we go, five great starting choices:

Spoiler: Slime (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Plump-helmet Man (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bookworm (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Gobbo (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Special egg (click to show/hide)

Now, I won't rush you kid. Pick your two monsters and fill out this form and hand it back to me.

Name:
Gender:
Residence:
A. Startington Farm
B. Castleback Garden
C. Reely Nottyville's Tower
D. Meine Almine's Mine

Guardian:
A. Totely Nottyville
B. Morose Moore Rose the Ghost
C. Robin the Hobblin' Goblin
D. The Magic Mirror (and inhabitants)

Monster Guide:
« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 09:37:36 am by Cheesecake »
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2015, 04:33:39 am »

Slime
Special Egg
Name: Edward Harrison
Gender: Male
Residence: C. Reely Nottyville's Tower
Guardian: B. Morose Moore Rose the Ghost
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2015, 04:37:25 am »

Plump Helmet Man
Bookworm
Name: Cecilia Ottertrot
Gender:Female
Residence:D. Meine Almine's Mine
Guardian:B. Morose Moore Rose the Ghost

Backstory here?
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2015, 04:40:46 am »

Plump Helmet Man
Slime
Name: Cecilia Ottertrot
Gender:Female
Residence:D. Meine Almine's Mine
Guardian:B. Robin the Hobblin' Goblin
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2015, 04:43:03 am »

Slime
Special Egg
Name: Edward Harrison
Gender: Male
Residence: C. Reely Nottyville's Tower
Guardian: B. Morose Moore Rose the Ghost
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2015, 04:43:40 am »

Nope, no backstory needed. I'll tally votes for each category separately too.
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2015, 04:50:55 am »

Preferably name and gender not separate. That could result in a little too complex a character for a SG.
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2015, 08:05:00 am »

Slime
Special Egg
Name: Edward Harrison
Gender: Male
Residence: C. Reely Nottyville's Tower
Guardian: B. Morose Moore Rose the Ghost
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2015, 08:21:48 am »

Plump helmet man
Special egg
Name:don't care
Gender:don't care
Residence: B castleback garden
Guardian:C. Robin the Hobblin' Goblin
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2015, 09:04:43 am »

Name: Bill Protagonist
Gender: Male
Residence: Castleback Garden
Guardian: The Magic Mirror
Slime and Plum helmet man should make a great combo.
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2015, 07:43:32 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Monday: Dawn

Congratulations, young Edward Harrison! You are now officially licensed to be a junior breeder. Get out there and show the world what you're made of!

You happily return home with your slime and plump-helmet man struggling to keep up. The clumsy fungi seems to trip every few steps over its tiny legs, and the slime stops to eat it, with you having to grab the plump-helmet man and carry him with you. Another mile and a slime trail later, you arrive at your residence: Reely Nottyville's Tower. The Nottyville's don't live there anymore; instead, Morose Moore Rose is the guardian of you and another orphan.

You burst through the ancient double-doors and sprint up the stairs, calling for Morose. "I'm a breeder now!" could be heard, echoing, for five minutes. A weepy ghost, still in her mourning clothes, pops through the wall. She congratulates you briefly, then continues crying about how she could have been a breeder if she hadn't died.

You begin your way to your bedroom, where you stop dead in your tracks as you meet your rival. Ned Slowson. You've been rivals ever since you both got adopted from the Startington Orphanage. He stares at your monsters, and you give him a smirk back. You're a monster breeder before him! His lips slowly curl into a smile, as he shows his gobbo and bookworm.

"You're not the only one who saved their pocket money for this, Ed!" he laughs, then slams his door closed.

You go straight to your room, put all your things in, and rush out into the lower floors of the tower. Morose seems to have converted the third and fourth floors for you and Ned to raise and train your monsters. Your floor has all the basics; a feeding trough, some Monster Toys, a rice-sack punching bag and a nest. Ned's floor has the same. Your slime goes straight for the toys, while the plump-helmet man begins pouring out food for the trough and sweeping the nest.

Morose appears and hands you a dusty book, caked in cobwebs.


"Merely ask, and I will answer as best as I can. I was quite a good breeder in my day. However, much of my memory eludes me," she says, eyes watering. "I wish you luck, Ed."



Spoiler: Farm (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Plump-helmet Man (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Slime (click to show/hide)
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2015, 08:04:30 pm »

Immediately force your two monsters to breed with each other.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2015, 08:13:22 pm by vjmdhzgr »
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2015, 08:06:28 pm »

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1. Put Ned's face on the punching bag.
2. Discourage our slime from eating our monsters. Ned's, however...
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2015, 08:17:24 pm »

I propose that our schedule is this:
Dawn: Slime will be feeding, Plump helmet will be working.
Noon: Slime will be working, Plump helmet will be feeding. Thus, we will have maximum workload while getting the feeding out of the way for today.
Dusk: Both will be training.
Evening: Both will be playing. So that their last mood before sleep will be happy and they can have sweet dreams~

But for today, let them do what they want because they just got here and we can observe them
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Re: Monster Breeder! (SG)
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2015, 08:22:26 pm »

I propose that our schedule is this:
Dawn: Slime will be feeding, Plump helmet will be working.
Noon: Slime will be working, Plump helmet will be feeding. Thus, we will have maximum workload while getting the feeding out of the way for today.
Dusk: Both will be training.
Evening: Both will be playing. So that their last mood before sleep will be happy and they can have sweet dreams~

But for today, let them do what they want because they just got here and we can observe them


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