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[Spiderking50]

Omg, can I be the antagonist? He's got smart, evil, and cunning on his team while we have the rot squad. Totally didn't notice that until now.

I agree with the night cycle unless there is a reason we need to be awake during the day.

[Cheesecake]

Turn coming up.

[Spiderking50]

Turn coming up.

I guess thats a no to me being on team Ned 

[Cheesecake]

Monday: Noon

Feeding time! It seems the plump-helmet man filled the trough already: deadwood for him, old litter for the slime. You spend a good thirty minutes trying to make your slime eat what's in the trough instead of the trough itself. Fortunately, he complies after a good struggle, and the loss of a clean shirt.

Preparing for the training later on, you hastily sketch a drawing of Ned (a circle with a face) and tape it to the punching bag. Marveling your own genius, you begin formulating your training regime. Relaxed, Intense, or Grueling?

Your train of thought is disrupted, however, by the sound of heavy hitting and mumbled words. You creep up the stone stairs and peek through Ned's door. His gobbo is leaping and kicking the punching bag (also with a face, presumably your face), with the bookworm shouting out various techniques.

You swear you can see Ned looking at you through the corner of his eyes.

Spoiler: Farm (click to show/hide)

Average Nest
Average Feeding Trough
Average Exercise Machines
Average Toys

Food: 10 kg
Enchanted Slime: Empty

Produce:
None.

Budget:
-50 Coins

Spoiler: Plump-helmet Man (click to show/hide)

Name: [default]
Age: Baby
Health: Fit
Mood: Happy

Activity: Working

Spoiler: Slime (click to show/hide)

Name: [default]
Age: Baby
Health: Fat
Mood: Joyful

Activity: Playing

Turn coming up.

I guess thats a no to me being on team Ned 

Nope. All on the same team, here.

[Sl4cker]

Give him the stink eye. Return to our room at set the training to Intense. If it's too much or too little, we can adjust it later.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Intense, let's say, our creatures may not be the most powerful, nor are they set out for fighting, but they may as well get in shape.
Out Plump Helmet shall be given running and balance exercises, first we work on him being bale to move without tripping over...
Do Plump Helmets even have a Sex? Is it alright calling it a him? Whatever.
Himself, then upgrade him to jogging and then running, the slime shall be trained to harden itself, first we just see if it can do that in the first place, then do some basic slow punches for it to learn to block.

[Shadestyle]

Relaxed training, with Intense motivation.

[Spiderking50]

Go gobbo go!

Balance training is good. We need to teach the slime how to make tendrils and ensnare its enemy during combat. Intense.

[Yourmaster]

Make sure that Slime knows that Ned and his monsters are the tastiest of foods and that Slime will get extra food if he eats them.

+1

[Cheesecake]

Monday: Dusk

You meet each other's gazes. You glare for a heartbeat, then run downstairs to your monster room.

Time for some training of your own! It'll be intense, but it'll be worth it. You've got to one-up Ned and his dumb gobbo! The plump-helmet man begins his balance training. He's a complete tumble of clumsiness! You first tried having him balance on the ball. That failed. Then on a cross-beam. That failed too. Maybe if he just stood on one leg. Nope. He's come out of training feeling worse, and looking worse, than when he started.

Maybe the slime will do better. Nope. You tried to see if it can harden itself. It wouldn't even budge. You prodded it with a stick to make it fight. It ate the stick. Very slowly. That part was thirty minutes of your life wasted, watching wood slowly disintegrate. (In hindsight, maybe you should have just let go.) At least the slime didn't get hurt during training.

The sun is setting and the stars are becoming clearer.

Spoiler: Farm (click to show/hide)

Average Nest
Average Feeding Trough
Average Exercise Machines
Average Toys

Food: 10 kg
Enchanted Slime: Empty

Produce:
None.

Budget:
-50 Coins

Spoiler: Plump-helmet Man (click to show/hide)

Name: [default]
Age: Baby
Health: Fatigued
Mood: Ashamed

Activity: Training

Spoiler: Slime (click to show/hide)

Name: [default]
Age: Baby
Health: Fat
Mood: Joyful

Activity: Training

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Hey, I'm not gonna be dissing anyone about their stick watching tendencies, it was probably really hypnotic watching a stick being slowly dissolved.
Question, did you roll for those or was that just because they aren't cut out for training?

[Cheesecake]

They rolled horribly. PHM got a 1, slime got a 2.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

They rolled horribly. PHM got a 1, slime got a 2.

Jesus.
Okay, no, we can do this, lets... Leave Slime to his own devices for now, I'm pretty sure it won't care much, and talk to PHM, find out what he likes, and give him a pep talk, just because he failed today doesn't mean he'll always fail, it just means he has a catalyst for learning.
Then stare at the Slime, perhaps try to talk to it, give it a crash course in what is and isn't food, if it'll understand the concept of something not being good to eat.

[Sl4cker]

Can monsters understand human speech?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Can monsters understand human speech?

I doubt the Slime can, in fact, I'm thinking of naming him Oblivious or something, but seems that the PHM can, even if he can't yet, he's certainly intelligent enough.