"I don't want to get any more lost... but I guess I can follow that sound."
Follow the noise back to the store-room.
1 - You can't seem to determine where the noise came from since it echoed all around you so you pick a random direction and start walking, and get even more lost, you see a computer terminal off to the side.
"I would like a pole-arm! A pole with a mannequin arm, mind you. Not those silly weapons people go on about.."
3 - The runed golem concentrates for a moment and then a robot comes around with a pole, a mannequin arm and some black tape.
"I'm sorry you will have to assemble it yourself.""I would like a golf club, like a hybrid, not a putter."
5 - The robots come a round and bring you what appears to be an antique golf club, a driver,
"If you say fore then the name of a specific golf club the club you are holding will change to that type." ---(Susan knows a lot about golf)---
An AK-74, the Russian assault rifle, and some ammo for it.
Well, if you have everything, i want a completely obedient tame Jaguar that obeys to every command i give
5 - The robots bring you an AK-74, and some ammo for it, and then they bring you what appears to be a jagar, but with armor and sharper claws,
"There is your gun, as for the jaguar, I hope you don't mind the nanosteel armor or thhe adamantium claws we included, It is tame." ---(Gunner knows how to shoot and take care of guns)---
~snip~
Expo demands that Runed Robot join him on adventure.
6 - The runed golem calls over some of the repair robots and they start building another golem complete with the same runes,
"Hello Storage 2, you are too join Expo here on his adventures, say you look fabulous don't you." "Why thank you storage one, and might I say you are so handsome, do you have much luck with the ladies?" "Sadly no, since there are no ladies, but I could make one, I could build me a family, but why stop there I like talking to you so much I should create more golems, start a golem race, why that is such a great idea." The golem then procedes to have robots build more golems, lots of golems, you count at least twenty, however Storage 2 will come with you.
"Gimme some form of tranquilizer gun, preferably a pistol or small rifle. The syringe rounds should be potent enough to take down a rhinoceros. And an automatic pistol.
I want a hip bag with extra rounds for the guns, a bulletproof vest, a gas mask, and a sturdy backpack. Throw some rope, a serrated switchblade, a lighter, a flask of gasoline, and some granola bars in there.
Also, do you have bees? No, ants. I want some tweezers, some thick gloves, and a jar full of ants. The big, venomous, sting-y kind that eat children alive in Third World countries. Flightless hornets on crack. And maybe a scorpion too, but not in the same jar. Pretty please."
3 - The robots come back a tranquilizer pistol, non-automatic, with some rounds that could take down a rhinoceros, they also bring you a hip bag, with extra tranquilizer rounds, a bullet proof vest, and a gas mask, they also bring your backpack with some rope, a serrated knife, a lighter a flask of gasoline, and some granola bars. They also bring you a jar of ants with a scorpion in it, the scorpion and the ants are fighting, the ants win but there are only 5 left, there are no tweezers or thick gloves
After everyone got something, there is a commotion outside, footsteps coming down the hallway.
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Topic: RTD-Don't push the button - Infinite Storeroom and crazy weapons (Read 9306 times)