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[Eric Blank]

Velociraptors are like carnivorous chickens, right? catches vermin and lays eggs! best of both cats and chickens.

Well, now I want to mod into DF a species of cavern-dwelling cat sized velociraptors for taming and using for vermin control and egg production.

Well then GET ON WITH IT!

Edit; that is hilarious, guni. Mayne she will remember the experience and avoid toilets from now on. Or develop a crippling phobia of ceramic bowls

[Egan_BW]

Protip: toilet is not a swimming pool.

[Spehss _]

Velociraptors are like carnivorous chickens, right? catches vermin and lays eggs! best of both cats and chickens.

Well, now I want to mod into DF a species of cavern-dwelling cat sized velociraptors for taming and using for vermin control and egg production.

Well then GET ON WITH IT!

Hypothetically mod it in, was what I meant. Yeah.

...Fine I'll add it to the top of my DF modding to-do list.

[wierd]

This reminds me of the sick joke I used to tell people about how to safely wash a cat.

Step 1) Place pet soap into the reservoir in the back of the toilet. Mix thoroughly.
Step 2) Place cat into bowl of toilet.
Step 3) Quickly close lid of toilet and place heavy object on top.
Step 4) Depress handle. Continue depressing handle until cat goes through "wash" and "Rinse" cycles.
Step 5) Open bathroom door.
Step 6) Step into shower and pull the curtain.
Step 7) Remove heavy object from toilet and lift lid.

Congratulations. You now have a perfectly clean cat, completely filled with energy! It is likely to run around like crazy for at least an hour before you will even be able to catch it again.

(Naturally, this is meant as a joke, and not an actual thing to try with a cat.)

[Magnumcannon]

This reminds me of the sick joke I used to tell people about how to safely wash a cat.

Step 1) Place pet soap into the reservoir in the back of the toilet. Mix thoroughly.
Step 2) Place cat into bowl of toilet.
Step 3) Quickly close lid of toilet and place heavy object on top.
Step 4) Depress handle. Continue depressing handle until cat goes through "wash" and "Rinse" cycles.
Step 5) Open bathroom door.
Step 6) Step into shower and pull the curtain.
Step 7) Remove heavy object from toilet and lift lid.

Congratulations. You now have a perfectly clean cat, completely filled with energy! It is likely to run around like crazy for at least an hour before you will even be able to catch it again.

(Naturally, this is meant as a joke, and not an actual thing to try with a cat.)

Oh, it was a joke...should've read it until the end. Oh well, he survived that time when i threw him from the window...

[Eric Blank]

That's no great of feat for the average, scrawny with sagging skin cat. All that baggy skin provides drag and reduces their terminal velocity to a relatively survivable speed, as far as I understood it. Fat cats, on the other hand, will have to rely on the pudge.

In a few million years, we'll have flying cats chasing our flying squirrels.