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Parsely

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Stupid Kitten
« on: July 05, 2015, 05:54:29 pm »
My damn kitten will not stop attacking my feet. She doesn't leave any marks but I don't wear socks and it tickles and it's very annoying. Is there any way to make her stop? ._. No matter how I react (picking her up and putting her somewhere else, ignoring her, moving away) she'll just hop over and start attacking again until she gets bored. I don't want have to shut her in a room, I want to be able to trust her to wander around the house wherever she wants, but not when she's always getting under me and tripping me when I'm trying to walk across the room. The only way I've managed to make her stop once she gets going is to distract her with some other toy, but if I ever put it down she'll always come back and pounce on my feet again.

Spoiler: Here's the little shit. (click to show/hide)

Her name is Lady Panzor.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2015, 06:01:22 pm »
Water spray to the face?
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2015, 06:02:55 pm »
Surprise alligator

jk the real solution is a panzerfaust
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2015, 06:07:53 pm »
Maybe she's just passing by a little destructive phase?
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2015, 06:17:16 pm »
Punt~?
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2015, 06:18:57 pm »
It's just a kitten thing, she will grow out of it.  One day you will look back at this with nostalgia.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2015, 06:19:58 pm »
DAWW KITTY KITTY
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2015, 06:26:45 pm »
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2015, 06:45:02 pm »
She needs toys. Give her a more attractive target.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2015, 06:54:10 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on July 05, 2015, 06:45:02 pm
She needs toys. Give her a more attractive target.
Especially these things:


Haven't had a cat that wasn't interested. They roll, they're gripable.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2015, 09:57:21 pm »
Serious answer: Either get thick, winter socks or wear multiple socks. Then Lady Panzor can play with your feet as much as she wants without worrying about hurting you.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2015, 10:15:49 pm »
Well, then there's also the issue of tripping over/standing on her.
Maybe you could do as PoH suggested and teach her to ride on your shoulder or something.

Quote from: mainiac on July 05, 2015, 06:18:57 pm
It's just a kitten thing, she will grow out of it.  One day you will look back at this with nostalgia.
This is my thought, though. Sounds adorable.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2015, 10:25:20 pm »
Damn, they are all succumbing to it's adorableness, think rationally, get the panzerfaust!
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2015, 10:49:32 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on July 05, 2015, 10:15:49 pm
Maybe you could do as PoH suggested and teach her to ride on your shoulder or something.
She doesn't mind being held, but eventually she always wants to get down. And she's a cat, so unless I put her on top of the house, she's going to jump down. And even then Panzor is kind of a lemming so she'd probably walk off of a skyscraper if you let her. Also, she attacks my hands sometimes. She'll twist around and target my squishy palm and my wrist.

Quote from: Magistrum on July 05, 2015, 10:25:20 pm
Damn, they are all succumbing to it's adorableness, think rationally, get the panzerfaust!
Firing her out of a cannon is always a solution.
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Re: Stupid Kitten
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2015, 11:00:21 pm »
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