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[Cheesecake]

Now, I don't doubt it was a joke, but we can never be sure. We need a pre-trial by combat to see if it was a joke, then a trial by combat to determine whether or not they were guilty!

Pray to Iituem, men, that He may be a fair judge. Let RNG bless the both of you.

[Andres]

How does combat determine if we were joking, sir? If I win then it was a joke or what, sir? Are we having the second trial even if it was a joke, sir? And sir, guilty of what?

[Cheesecake]

Trial by combat solves everything, Andres. Everything. That's how I got this ship!

[Andres]

I believe you got this ship because we voted you in, sir.

[Cheesecake]

What you didn't know is that you voted for me because I won my trial by combat, even if you think otherwise. vjmdhzgr, steel yourself and ready your actions. You too, Andres.

Now, I'll be going with Seaman Sheb's suggestion of Teatanic. Do we have a solid vote on where to go? England? Boston? Alpha Centauri?

[Andres]

So, just hypothetically, sir, if I beat you in trial by combat, everyone would vote me for as captain, sir?

[Cheesecake]

No. I had a trial by combat a few years ago that prevents that.

[Andres]

So what about a trial by combat to see if that trial by combat was legitimate and/or to undo that trial, sir?

[vjmdhzgr]

Am I the one to be trial by combating him?

[Cheesecake]

Am I the one to be trial by combating him?

Yes, Seaman vjmdhzgr, Andres here challenged you when he uttered the word 'trial'.

((OOC: How do you remember your username?))

[Andres]

I revoke my challenge of trial by combat. Instead, I propose trial by chariot race to determine whatever it was we were determining. For that, we'll need to go to Byzantium. Shall we set sail, sir Cheesecake?

[vjmdhzgr]

Well I won't be much of a trial, I'm the chef captain, I don't know how to fight properly. We could trial by cookoff.

((OOC: I just do. It's pretty easy to pronounce. I have a few usernames that are just a bunch of letters. On Nintendo systems I'm hufsykbpir.))

[Cheesecake]

Alright men. Let's get all organized! Votes we need to vote on:

Course? England, Boston, Byzantium or Alpha Centauri?

Ship's name? Teatanic.

Trial? Combat, Chariot-racing or Cook-off?

Also, we kinda have to work out the rank system. Since no one's opposed any votes, Sheb is commodore and Andres is second-in-command until voting period is over. vjmdhzgr is also chef. 3man75 is alcoholic moleman.

[Andres]

Well I'm the second-in-command, I don't know how to cook properly. Perhaps trial by rock-scissors-paper?

I vote for Istanbul, sir.

[vjmdhzgr]

I vote for trial by cook-off to determine the ranks. Captain Cheesecake stays captain due to already being a cake. After cook-off I say we go to Byzantium, the one in Alpha Centauri.