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« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2015, 03:00:48 pm »

After throwing the peel of a banana on a pile of fruit residues, you rummage through the back again and find 3 pink ladies between the other apples.
You smile in delight and take the best one of the three and feast on it.
After eating the apple, you are filled good enough and relax.
That is, until you see 3 pretty intimidating guys coming your way.
You. Fleabag! The one in the middle shouts at you. He looks like razul from aladdin (hail disney) except he's paler and has military pant, boots and a black T'shirt with the words 'knuckle bro's' on it.
[glow=,2,300]Give that bag, and you won't end up as an expensive fur coat.[/glow]

You nervously present him some nuts out of the bag with a 'I'm gonna shit my pants' smile.
 
 WE DON'T WANT THE DAMN FRUIT! WE WANT THE BAG!! NOW!!! [/glow]
Shit. apparently, he does have something for that stupid thing and sounds really annoyed for some reason.
On one hand you're scared of those brutes, on the other he called you fleabag. Not really nice.
It may be an alley but it's wide enough for the three broad men to to stand comfortably next to each other.
It's also long enough for you to keep distance and escape, but you promised to wait here for Cappy.
Can's stand against both walls and there's one big one to throw thrash sacks in.
How to do this?
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« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2015, 03:09:33 pm »

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« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2015, 03:33:56 pm »

Escape this situation, we can find cappy later on, and have retreived good information how to eat healthy. Look for a nice safe tree in the park and begin building a nest there.
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« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2015, 01:09:58 pm »

You decide to be a coward and and run away from the 3 intimidating figures.
Unfortunately they where prepared, as you run to the other end of the ally you see another one blocking the way.
Meanwhile the other three are charging at you.
Seeing no other option you quickly climb the wall and are just fast enough so they can't grab you.
You jump from roof to roof and go down from a drainpipe when you think you're far enough.
You try remembering where the park was when you hear a loud noise somewhere farther in the street.
You turn around and are shocked to see the same guys you thought you ditched.
You count 5 of them, riding on motorcycles and approaching you very quickly.
You run for your life and round the corner, and see one of the parks entrances.
You don't know and don't care how you didn't notice that, must be because of the fact you were panicking then.
You are halfway the street when you figure from the noise that they rounded the corner.
Fuck.

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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2015, 03:02:42 pm »

You run as fast you can but it's no use.
One of them is right behind you.
The other thugs are riding by his left side, while there's a wall on his right.
So you do the only thing you can do, jump up.
Luckily for you, you jump high enough so you land on his face, which obscures his vision and causes him to start turning left.
Uh. Get off me you... BANG!
He didn't finish that sentence due to his comrades colliding into him.
You fly away from the impact.
You got roll 20 which causes you to land on a soft bush in the park, you flew right through the entry.
Your pursuers are unlucky enough that their cycles are broken and they're lying in a heap.
One has two broken ribs while the others had more luck and have few little gashes or sore spots.
You jump upright and scurry into the trees.
Those with the broken ribs is carried away by two of the other members while the leader and his last henchman head into the park.

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Tell me if it is realistic enough or bullshit. So  I'll know for later.
 
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« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2015, 12:54:23 am »

Begin throwing rocks at them, they shall pay
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« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2015, 01:29:43 am »

Begin throwing rocks at them, they shall pay
You're not gonna get some rocks unless you leave your tree, wich will give them a big chance of catching you.
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« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2015, 02:37:44 pm »

You look for something to throw that’s in the tree. Unfortunately You don’t find anything that’s hard enough without damaging the tree. No fruit, no beehive, nothing. (roll 3)
Throwing fruit from the bag would be a waste against those losers.
The leader of the gang looks pissed of and tries climbing the tree, He does very well for a human. (roll 16 - 1 = 15)
Give that BAG you stupid circus ape!
You respond by spitting in his face and jump to another tree just as he gets by your branch.
You navigate further through while he jumps after you but has to slow down as to not fall off. (roll 8 )
You quickly leave the wannabe monkey & co behind and go around the park to make sure they won’t find you easily.
After an hour of  doing this, you decide to go to the entrance you came from so you can search for Cappy.
After 2 hours of looking, you smell something funny coming out an abandoned house in a more calm sector of this huge city.
The door’s open so you go to investigate.
It looks like it has been abandoned for a really long time.
A cobweb here, a scurrying rat with decayed food there.
You know, the cliche things.
The smell comes from upstairs.
The stairs start creaking while you go up, what’s next? Blood coming out of the walls?
You may be a monkey but your upgraded intelligence absorb basic info from other living creatures around you.
It’s not much nor is it special, but it helps.
When you’re on the second floor you smell  that the cent’s coming from behind the door standing before you.

You open and discover what the source is.
Cappy’s stench from sweating heavily.
He lays on his back in a 2 person bed, arms spread wide while panting.
You step in waving so he notices you.
*That bitch’s crazy. * He manages to choke out.
You go sit on the bed beside him, curious as to what happened.
*Not only did she manage to keep up, she even hit me a few times with that blasted broom!
I took me  ONE HOUR to ditch her.* He shudders at the thought.
*After ditching her, I went to that ally but you weren’t there.
Thought you betrayed me so I looked for a good hiding place after snatching some meat from a crazy butcher.
I think you know him cause when I fled, he screamed about stupid hobo’s and ugly monkey.
Now I know where you got the axe from.*
You grin at Fernardo’s misery.
*So that’s how I ended up here, but why weren’t you in the ally? Did something happen?

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Whew, a long update to make up for lost days and this weekend, as it will be hard to post updates with a phone.
Try to make the story better in hopes of at least 2/3 more readers.
BUT I'll continue as long as I make at least 1 person happy.
Besides, it's too much fun to stop writing this. 




 
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« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2015, 09:32:52 pm »

Begin Mimmicking the situation why I had to leave, attempt to discover hidden closets within the house
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« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2015, 10:14:27 am »

You attempt to explain what happened through hand motions, demonstrations and acting.
After a good half hour of doing that he finally understand that a group of angry man want his stinky old bag and attacked you for it. (roll 9)
* Strange. Why would a group of strangers want this stupid bag even without its contents? Unless...*
 He takes the bag, which lies beside you on the bed, and drops all of it's contents out on the bed. 
He pulls the bag inside out and looks at a piece of cloth that's sewn inside.
* The writing on this piece of cloth is vague but readable. Never paid it any mind. Led me be for now. I don't see that much but maybe I can read this.*
He looks very close to the cloth and mumbles something, apparently reading it.
You decide to search the house.
Stepping out of the room, you see the stairs before you while there are doors on your left and right.
 You go in the right door and come in a room that’s designed for a child.
You search the room by going through every pile of thrash you can find.
Besides thrash, and a doll covered in blood, there is nothing interesting nor important in the room.
You get a sudden chill though but you ignore it.
You go in the other room and find a few dollars lying under the bed but that’s it.
*Monkey. Come quickly. I know what to do next.*

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« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2015, 02:45:06 am »

Return to the Homeless, be aware if you notice strange movements while reaching Cappy.
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« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2015, 03:23:51 pm »

You walk to the bed where Cappy sits.
* Alright listen closely just in case I forget it afterwards. According to this cloth, we need to go to anovu city.
Once there, we go to kabado street, house number 19.
P S, look out for the dogs.*

There's an akward silence before you realize that was all and give him a look of ' you know this is crazy, right?
*Yes. But we'll do it anyway!*
 You keep giving him the crazy look.
*Oh come on. We got nothing to lose, do we.*
You think about this before deciding he's right and finally nod in agreement.
*Alright. We go but First, sleepy time! It's getting dark outside and we have a safe place to sleep cause people won't come here. they think this house is haunted so they...
You're already snoring away before he finishes his sentence. You don't believe in that shit.
*Good night to you too...* Cappy says a little annoyed at you falling asleep on him.

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« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2015, 03:29:51 pm »

Dream of becoming strong as a gorilla
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« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2015, 08:48:04 am »

You will evolve next morning.
There are 6 skills, 3 of them are going to be available. This will be decided by dice.
See starting message for the skills and tell me if its unclear. :)
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« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2015, 01:15:12 pm »

((its fine even though you could organize it better))
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