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God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:42:52 am »

Ever wonder how everything just makes sense? Like, you think about math really deeply, and you couldn't imagine any other way that math could work because it'd be illogical. There's a reason for that. Sometimes the things God makes doesn't fit with everything else. Like a puzzle piece trying to jam itself into a rubics cube. But God doesn't discard them and deem them as failures; he gives them their own place.

This place is God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals.

Everyone and everything, from the Glass Colors of Alpha Centauri, to the undulating Quark Beasts, a strange species of soundwaves. All congregate in GTS to learn how to fit in and survive in the normal world. God Himself is the dean here at GTS, and he is the one who decides whether or not you're ready to graduate from GTS.

You are half-abnormal. Through some strange, illogical plot, your mother did it with some thing and had you. Your powers are unraveling normality, and thus you are to attend GTS for the sake of everyone who values reality. What awaits you is a journey filled with friends, bullies, friendly bullies, walking sounds, debating colors and self-discovery.



Please hum your information on the enrollment song:

Name: Your human name.
Gender:

Father's Race: The wackier the better. Here are some examples:
-Quark Beast. Sentient soundwaves that prowl the frequencies and eat melody.
-Proton. Yes, your mom did it with a proton.
-Time Paradox. Your dad was actually you, but he wasn't you because he killed your grandfather first, so he stopped existing but your mom was already pregnant. Your dad never existed, because it was impossible for him to exist, but he had you, so he did exist. You're half-half.
-Ice Cream. In dimension 420, an Ice Cream killed Hitler because he choked on the cone. To thank ice cream, the world's best scientists made them sentient and hailed them as gods.

(Kinda inspired by Filthy Frank's multiverse. Except less racist and hurtful.)
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2015, 04:46:56 am »

Reserved. Are you sure you're up for this? :P
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2015, 04:48:30 am »

Do you know what fell entities you usher in


That said reserved
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2015, 04:59:38 am »

Reserved.
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2015, 05:01:58 am »

(Kinda inspired by Filthy Frank's multiverse. Except less racist and hurtful.)
I want to know more about this.

Is this an SG or multiplayer? RP game like RotMG or normal game?
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 05:14:05 am »

Reserved. Are you sure you're up for this? :P

Yup. ISGs burn me out, honestly. I'll get back to them eventually. Written ones are much easier for me. RP games just take care of themselves.

(Kinda inspired by Filthy Frank's multiverse. Except less racist and hurtful.)
I want to know more about this.

If you get offended easily, then you don't wanna know more. Like, I'm serious. (Okay, so one of the less controversial ones are his Weaboos video. Check that out if you want, it's only hurtful if you consider yourself a weaboo. He also raps. Like, really, really well.) (Just warning some stuff is really weird.)

(Kinda inspired by Filthy Frank's multiverse. Except less racist and hurtful.)
Is this an SG or multiplayer? RP game like RotMG or normal game?

I meant it to be an SG, but I realize now it's much better as an RP game. That being said, do you guys want it to be completely freeform, or do you want me to do rolls and everything? (Makes it more fair, but might slow down things.)
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2015, 07:36:40 am »

My given name is Lyre.
I am female
My father was a Trow
My mother told me that he kidnapped her because he liked her music. The races usually don't mix. I grew up in Scotland and measure four feet eleven inches or about 1m50cm.
My skin is completely white except for freckles under my eyes and on my shoulders. My hair and eyes are silver.
I am xx years old, but still look like a child. I will grow very old.
I am drowsy during the day. Sometimes I make it night.
(i would like to make her 25-35 years old, provided that's ok with it being a school.)
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2015, 07:39:50 am »

Can play as Jesusbro?
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2015, 07:46:51 am »

you made a grave mistake referencing papa franku

shotgun playing as:

Name: Salamander Man
Gender: Male
Father's Race: Lycra Person, A mexican, a flute player, and a salamander

Lycra People are strange, morphed humanoids that were infected with The Dark One's (whose true name must never be spoken) mutagenic chromosomes. Lycra grew over their skin and (most) of them became devoted to worshipping the Dark Lord and/or screaming at people who were lucky enough to not be transformed during the end of their universe.
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2015, 07:54:21 am »

you made a grave mistake referencing papa franku
Referencing what now? I was just asking if it's possible to play as Jesus' sibling, AKA have God as the father.
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2015, 07:54:44 am »

My given name is Oria
I am female
My father was a Ur-Grue
My mother wandered into the dark places of the earth and was, surprisingly, not eaten.  She described him as... not pleasant.
My skin is black as a thunderstorm at night, I have fur of black, my eyes are black and lack visible sclera.
I am 16 years old and will likely not grow much older.
I cannot stand natural light, it is the worst thing in the world.  Otherwise, I can see normally, transform into a gaseous state and move seamlessly through the dark places of the world
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2015, 07:56:39 am »

you made a grave mistake referencing papa franku
Referencing what now? I was just asking if it's possible to play as Jesus' sibling, AKA have God as the father.

Not you, the GM.
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2015, 08:02:09 am »

you made a grave mistake referencing papa franku

finally found another horrible person to breed with
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2015, 10:23:06 am »

Name: Sack
Gender: N/A, but identifies as male
Father's race: sapient sack of pig feed

When a farmer angers a traveling archmage, things tend to get interesting and needlessly cruel.  And the case of Sack's pig-farming father was no exception: the poor man was transformed overnight into a bag of pig food.  Despite this, Sack's father lived a fairly normal life and had two kids after he was sackified.  One was a normal human, and one was... Sack.
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Re: God's Transdimensional School for Abnormals
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2015, 11:14:09 am »

Have you read Chronicles of Kazam? The Quark Beast is truly a dangerous foe. Rolls please.
Name: Dave Davidson
Gender: Male
"Father"s Race: Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle
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