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ykcud

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How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« on: June 30, 2015, 10:00:50 am »
Hello and one and all, short and tall to:

How would dwarven civilization react to ___?

Where we look at our dwarfy selves and ask profound questions. I will give a list of mostly fictional people from human media and ask you guys how you think dwarves would think, do, and interact upon the discovery of these. You can do it in any way you wish. Maybe you want to treat as a journal entry, or as an engraving. I am curious as to what you guys come up with. I prefer humor by the way. Oh and also feel free to suggest anything to add to the list below:

Smurfs
Snorks (the underwater ones)
Care Bears
Ewoks
Jedi
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2015, 12:08:19 pm »
By Snorks do you mean the ones from Stalker?
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2015, 12:15:21 pm »
Quote from: Nibblewerfer on June 30, 2015, 12:08:19 pm
By Snorks do you mean the ones from Stalker?

I meat the underwater ones. I wasn't aware there were any others. I will clarify that.
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2015, 05:31:10 pm »
Drink magma and then throw bear at it... Wait a second.
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2015, 05:59:33 pm »
Quote from: ClorrProdigal on June 30, 2015, 05:31:10 pm
Drink magma and then throw bear at it... Wait a second.

Hmm, Magma-brewed-beer.
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2015, 02:01:50 pm »
magma i guess
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2015, 10:24:39 am »
They would rub the smurfs all over their walls trying to paint them blue.
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2015, 06:35:12 pm »
Mistake the smurfs for cobaltite pebbles and toss them in the macerater.

Snorks are clearly sponge men. Sponge men need to be eradicated.

Carebears are valuable for their meat.

Ewoks are cool dudes. Such luxurious facial hair...

Jedi are no fun at the pub, but we must respect their martial prowess regardless.
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2015, 09:10:14 pm »
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2015, 10:21:16 am »
By the gods that catsplosion is inevitable
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2015, 07:13:43 am »
All: Kill it, skin it, make socks.
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2015, 10:56:04 pm »
Urist likes jade, schist, statues, and jedi for their vwingy swords.
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2015, 04:32:43 am »
How would they react to... Smirnoff Ice?
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2015, 01:07:34 pm »
The real questions that must be asked are...

How would dwarves react to atomic energy and weapons?

How would dwarves react to space?

How would dwarves react to MTV?

How would dwarves react to tequila? 

How would dwarves react to Justin Bieber? 

How would dwarves react to alcohol fueled rockets? 
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Re: How would dwarven civilization react to ___?
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2015, 01:17:09 pm »
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How would dwarves react to atomic energy and weapons?

"Ach, Urist, dinna stand to close while I pull this here lever..."


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How would dwarves react to space?

"Aye, I cannae dig here - whas tae point?"

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How would dwarves react to MTV?

"Och, what be this infernal crazy for?"

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How would dwarves react to tequila?

*glug* "Aye, this is acceptable booze."

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How would dwarves react to Justin Bieber?

"Why for is this childlike minstrel repeating themselves with such annoying frequency? For what ends does it have such tantrums?"

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How would dwarves react to alcohol fueled rockets?

"Och, that be a waste..."
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