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[armach]

"We're gonna leave the spiders alone. For now."

[SOLDIER First]

SB has been silent because FUCKING SPIDERS ARE YOU SERIOUS
His zombie, if it were not dead, stands beside him.

[Spiderking50]

Spiderking gets an idea with such force that his face lights up and a lightbulb almost comes into existence above his head. I would have jumped if i wasn't envenomed.

"SB! Can't your zombie go and get those boxes for us?"

[WillowLuman]

"We're gonna leave the spiders alone. For now."

"Sounds good to me."

Spiderking gets an idea with such force that his face lights up and a lightbulb almost comes into existence above his head. I would have jumped if i wasn't envenomed.

"SB! Can't your zombie go and get those boxes for us?"

"Boxes?"

[Spiderking50]

The spider wrapped boxes in that room. Armach was about to rush in and get them just a minute ago, why not send in a zombie instead?

[WillowLuman]

"That... actually sounds like a great idea."

[SOLDIER First]

"I swear to god if I see one spider come out of that fucking room I'm going to stab someone.
_{Here goes...}
Go get the boxes!"
The zombie does not react.
"Son of a... Attack the spider webs..?"
Instantly the zombie is off, pushing past people and sprinting towards the doorway. It looks mad.

[WillowLuman]

The zombie quickly sweeps up a big swathe of webs, zig-zagging through the room. However, it soon trips under the vast amount of webbing it catches, and the cumulative effect of many many bites causes it to suffer critical existence failure. About half the room is now covered in a shin-deep pile of webs, swarming with angry and confused spiders. Miraculously, though, the one box in the swathe of destruction did not get buried, and instead rests atop the web pile, though that might not do the group much good.

[SOLDIER First]

"Summon zombie!"
Another Terraria zombie appears.
"Attack the spiders again. Just... do that until you die."
The zombie is already off and walking over spiders, sporadically jumping a full six feet into the air and landing as if nothing had happened.

[WillowLuman]

"Summon zombie!"
Another Terraria zombie appears.
"Attack the spiders again. Just... do that until you die."
The zombie is already off and walking over spiders, sporadically jumping a full six feet into the air and landing as if nothing had happened.

The Terraria zombie seems to move jerkily through the webs, like entities in Terraria do, but ultimately results in the same as the other zombie. The entire room is now covered in a shin-deep pile of webs, swarming with spiders. One of the other two boxes remains unburied, but the other is nowhere to be seen.

[SOLDIER First]

"...do I send in another one?"

[WillowLuman]

"Think there's any variety that might listen to 'grab the box?' "

[SOLDIER First]

"You might, but you're not a summon Um... Maybe?
...Summon zombie!"
House of the Dead again. It soon yells and disappears.
"Summon a different zombie?"
This time, one from Final Fantasy appears.
"What kind of zombie is this..?"

[WillowLuman]

"Hell if I know. Maybe we could borrow... um..." he snaps his fingers a few times, trying to remember, "Adraigis' pole, or Kevak's staff, and just kind of get the boxes with those?"

[kj1225]

"If you give me a minute I can give it a try, I'm from Florida, I know a good bit about about poisonous insects."