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[SOLDIER First]

"Good thing this is also the opposite of reality."

[Stirk]

"Good thing this is also the opposite of reality."

Oh, look who is out of the box. Do I need to call the fourth wall police on you?

[SOLDIER First]

"I was out of the box with that other thing I said.
Also, no, because I'm still technically in-universe... Just the wrong thread."

[Stirk]

"I was out of the box with that other thing I said.
Also, no, because I'm still technically in-universe... Just the wrong thread."

*Stirk picks up phone and dials 444*

Looks like we got an escapee. Has a thing for feet, so come in cars. He will probably run back to his original thread if you ruff him up a bit.

[SOLDIER First]

"APPA! YIP YIP!"
*backflips onto Appa*
*Flies away*

[Stirk]

"APPA! YIP YIP!"
*backflips onto Appa*
*Flies away*

Don't think you can get away that easily!

*Stirk pulls out .338 and starts shooting wildly into the sky*

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*Stirk is arrested for unintentionally murdering people with the falling bullets*

[SOLDIER First]

*Kiyoshi hides out until the beach episode of the game so he can observe the beautiful foots*

[Stirk]

*Stirk is arrested for unintentionally murdering people with the falling bullets*

THESE ARE JUST MY VERSION OF FIREWORKS GOSH DARN IT!
APPA! YIP YIP!
*Stirk runs to truck while people are looking at the sky*

[SOLDIER First]

*appa responds to the summon and lands on the truck, crushing it*

[Stirk]

*Stirk leaps out at the last second!*

[SOLDIER First]

*suddenly, a boomerang whizzes out of the sky, whacking stirk in the face*
*Kiyoshi appears and picks up the boomerang*
"Boomy! You DO come back!"

[Mistwing]

... Why is there RP in the ooc thread?

[Stirk]

I am about to show you Boomy...TIME TO TRANSFORM!

*Stirk pulls out a pistol from his armpit holster and raises it into the air*

FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAAAAAAANDS!

*Stirk fires a single shot, starting his standard transformation sequence! Colors, an outfit change, and sparkles are involved.*

I am now...SUPER STIRK! ARMA ARTIFEX!

*SUPER STIRK summons thousands of guns, floating above his head!*

[SOLDIER First]

(If we're talking about something funny enough it's all but guaranteed. Shoulda warned you.)
"SUKI SAVE ME"
*Kiyoshi runs the fuck away*