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[spazyak]

You need new clothes and you need them asap. Find a rock and wait for someone (of the same sex and not the police) to walk by. As they go by, call out for help and that you cant breath. Feign injury on the ground. When they don't find a pulse, and say you're dead, prove just how undead you are and knock them out. Take clothes, cash, shoes, and anything else of use.

We will probably drink their blood anyways.

[Spiderking50]

Sure, but after we get clothes. Whats why we picked a blunt rock, to minimize blood.

[Generally me]

You need new clothes and you need them asap. Find a rock and wait for someone (of the same sex and not the police) to walk by. As they go by, call out for help and that you cant breath. Feign injury on the ground. When they don't find a pulse, and say you're dead, prove just how undead you are and knock them out. Take clothes, cash, shoes, and anything else of use.

+1

[conein]

You need new clothes and you need them asap. Find a rock and wait for someone (of the same sex and not the police) to walk by. As they go by, call out for help and that you cant breath. Feign injury on the ground. When they don't find a pulse, and say you're dead, prove just how undead you are and knock them out. Take clothes, cash, shoes, and anything else of use.

+1 no way it can go wrong

[Eagle_eye]

[1]. You decide that if you're going to hide, you might as well steal someone's identity. You go outside, and spot a nice, sizeable rock: perfect for braining someone. You lie down in the middle of the road, ready to pretend that you've been hit by a carriage to draw in some unsuspecting victim. As you wait, you hear a faint thumping sound... and then a slightly less faint thumping sound... and then an oddly loud thumping sound that seems like it's approaching you. You consider getting up to take a look, but before you have the opportunity, a carriage rolls directly over your leg. It doesn't hurt as much as you expect, but that's a very low bar. The carriage rolls on: either the driver didn't notice, or he just doesn't care. Your leg seems to be broken.

[Spiderking50]

I ask myself, "why'd I leave the nice secluded hovel where no one would see me whack someone and instead go out into the street where I'd be seen by civilians and police alike? Silly me..."

[Andres]

Use vampire abilities to heal our leg. Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

[ATHATH]

Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

No (-1).

Go to the proper legal authorities, and tell them the whole story. Break down bawling at the part when you kill a guy.

What I can never get about vampires is why they never seem to register/report themselves to the people who can help them and possibly cure their condition. Instead, they go out and voluntarily kill more people and secure their fate as an outlaw. Why?

[Generally me]

Because it's fun

Use vampire abilities to heal our leg. Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

+1

[ATHATH]

Because it's fun

Use vampire abilities to heal our leg. Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

+1

But wouldn't a generic vampire game be less fun than an unorthodox one?

[Andres]

Go to the proper legal authorities, and tell them the whole story. Break down bawling at the part when you kill a guy.

What I can never get about vampires is why they never seem to register/report themselves to the people who can help them and possibly cure their condition. Instead, they go out and voluntarily kill more people and secure their fate as an outlaw. Why?

-1. Considering we're in an age where monarchs are important and vampires exist, we'll likely be burned at the stake.

Because it's fun

Use vampire abilities to heal our leg. Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

+1

But wouldn't a generic vampire game be less fun than an unorthodox one?

Name one forum game where we became Alucard. Name one.

[H4zardZ1]

Go to the proper legal authorities, and tell them the whole story. Break down bawling at the part when you kill a guy.

1+
Because it's more fun trying to escape from da stakes

[Hawk132]

Go to the proper legal authorities, and tell them the whole story. Break down bawling at the part when you kill a guy.

1+
Because it's more fun trying to escape from da stakes

-1.

This is like trying to be a good necromancer. In other words - boring.

Use vampire abilities to heal our leg. Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

+1

But wouldn't a generic vampire game be less fun than an unorthodox one?

Name one forum game where we became Alucard. Name one.

You mean Hellsing Alucard or Castlevania Alucard?

+1 anyway.

[Spiderking50]

Claim to be a witness to the murder and tell the police that a vampire ate this bloke right next you and the only reason you survived is because the vamp was so bloody full. Cry at the end. Ask for some clothes not covered in blood. Don't smile.

[Generally me]

Because it's fun

Use vampire abilities to heal our leg. Nom some lone passerby in an alleyway.

+1

But wouldn't a generic vampire game be less fun than an unorthodox one?

There is a reason why it's generic and why other things are generic. Simply because they are fun.

And plus a game where we go to the authorities to get cured then probably get cured sounds like the most boring game in existence.