Name: Dash Nordberg
Hobbies: Being hardboiled, solving crimes, wearing fedoras crookedly.
My god, of course. How could you possibly consider anything else?
Your name is
Dash Nordberg, private eye. You are currently in your office, because your mother made a cool sign on the door saying that this is your office as a private eye. Your hobbies include solving crimes and being hardboiled. This town is full of crime, probably, and you look to solve every bit of it.
It was a mildly gloomy and drizzly Sunday afternoon in MIDWICH VALLEY, crime capital of southern England. There was one case on your desk, and by your desk you mean your phone.
You keep track of your cases through your hi-tech phone which you bought from a Chinese shop. The TECHNOIR is capable of saving up to a megabyte of hardboiled data and can call up to seven people. But it can't stop the crime from overwhelming the streets.
Loyd Doyd
Hobbies: joining RPs and other forum games in some sort of metaphysical mashup.
... Yep, this character is going to rock.
It's funny how the man with no identity spends most of his time roleplaying as other people. Or is it? You're actually
Loyd Doyd, a teen with a desktop folder filled with pirated RPGs and a lot to tell you about character optimization. Not that you really like munchkining; you're much more into the drama and interesting stories that come out of games.
You've thought about a few characters for this roleplay.
Noroko Nevermore the father-finding mage and
Smith Smith the drug dealing teen were both coo, but unfortunately you didn't really get the time to sketch them out before the roleplay started. Still, you still have their notes on your computer. Hopefully you'll be faster. Nordberg looks interesting to play, though. So interesting you're larping as him too.
Yep. Totally not because you love trenchcoats and will take any opportunity to dress in one.
Totally.
The phone isn't lying, though. You're just really in-character even outside of roleplay sites. You should probably meet up with Akei at some point.
But first, roleplays!
Ah well. Now it's time to browse your favorite internet roleplaying site, Bay12games! A slightly niche alternative to dedicated roleplay sites and other such things, it's an interesting place with a slightly elitist atmosphere but generally if you don't rock the boat the boat will remain on the same cou--
Wait. Huh?
What do, voices? Aside from disregarding your existential crisis.