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Author Topic: Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open  (Read 25556 times)

NJW2000

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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #165 on: September 06, 2015, 04:53:30 pm »

So you can't do your turn Flame?
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #166 on: September 06, 2015, 06:44:50 pm »

The game seems to crash plenty no matter what. I kill some elves, and get down from a tree, crash. I fast travel a bit, crash. I sleep for several days in a row, crash.
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #167 on: September 06, 2015, 07:44:15 pm »

Oh, it's my turn? I'll start tomorrow.

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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #168 on: September 06, 2015, 07:59:03 pm »

You killed his body, somehow I doubt the thing's permanently gone.
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #169 on: September 07, 2015, 06:40:40 am »

Actual spoilers if you care about Murdermachines
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #170 on: September 09, 2015, 06:51:20 pm »

Whoops, forgot, downloading now. Update tomorrow.

EDIT: Damn, is nomoetoe's save the latest? We've been cursed. BRB, fighting Terry.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2015, 06:55:11 pm by TheFlame52 »
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #171 on: September 10, 2015, 09:50:07 am »

-Blaze Raises fist to the sky-
"TERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #172 on: September 10, 2015, 07:09:02 pm »

My god speaks to me.

ONA.

YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE GREAT BEAST.



BUT YOU HAVE BEEN GRAVELY WOUNDED.



YOU ARE MY GREATEST SERVANT. BUT YOU CANNOT SERVE ME THUS.
I RETURN TO YOU SOME OF THE POWER YOU HAVE GIVEN ME.

My blood boils in my veins. My body is afire.



Cold limbs leap back to bloody stumps. Scars mend, arteries reconnect, infections burn away.
I feel alive.

BUT THIS POWER COMES WITH A COST. YOU MUST DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
ONE OF MY SERVANTS HAS STRAYED FROM THE PATH. SEEK THE TOWER. RECLAIM THE SLAB. SLAY ALL INSIDE.
NOW GO.

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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #173 on: September 10, 2015, 07:49:29 pm »

((tower? why not a vault?))
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #174 on: September 11, 2015, 03:36:49 pm »

((Necro tower. Nasnok is the god of death, remember? He gave these people the capability to lay waste to the earth and they didn't use it. He wants that power for his greatest servant - Ona.))

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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #175 on: September 12, 2015, 12:23:19 pm »

((fine vault later))
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #176 on: September 12, 2015, 10:38:22 pm »

Gonna have to take down zombies. You Better make sure your skills are good enough for the task. c:
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #177 on: September 13, 2015, 09:02:08 am »

I travel halfway across the world to get to the tower. It takes a week, but would have taken longer had I not traveled along the spine of the continent, avoiding rivers.

Upon reaching the tower, I am surprised to see a necromancer run out of the doors. I tackle him and he tells me in a panic that all the other necromancers went to reclaim a town.



I give him the chance to join me, but he refuses.



I enter the tower. The zombies ignore another servant of Nasnok. I examine the books, taking two about Nasnok. I climb to the top room. I take the slab. I read the slab.



That's not complicated at all. I do half of this stuff on a daily basis.

Nasnok told me to leave nothing alive. I kill every zombie in the tower one by one. I set off for Paddedwatchful, stopping at a dark fortress to kill the resident demon. It is weak and dies quickly. ((Only blunt weapons can kill demons, as edged weapons can't penetrate their thick clothes.)) I grab a sip of goblin blood on the way out.

I arrive at Paddedwatchful. There are more necromancers here than I thought. Every house is full of zombies and necromancers. I give every necromancer the chance to join me. Every one refuses. I leave none alive. My work here is done.

I travel north, stopping by a town to visit the catacombs. I raise every skeleton there. My army kills everyone in the town. I move on to the next hamlet over. My skeletons kill everyone there. But there they are again, still living. I kill everyone again. They do not stay dead. This town is cursed. I move on.

I encounter several more towns like this. It does no good to kill the undying, and they damage my skeletons in the process. But my path of blood continues largely unhindered. Eventually my army dwindles - skeletons do not leave corpses in raising condition. I slash the throats of a few bandits and raise them. I continue to prey on travelers and villages, but the larger my army grows, the harder it becomes to continue growing it. My undead hounds chase down anything that breathes and leave nothing but blood and mangled remains.

One lone swordsman, however, is ignored by my zombies. I strike up a conversation and find that he is a vampire like me. He joins me. He doesn't like to kill, usually sticking with me when I let the hounds run. He tells me about great beasts, alligators, vampires, and such. In return I raid a tomb with him and get him some nice armor and a good sword and shield.

SAVE: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11129

I just got bored. Ona is too powerful. Go kill some megabeasts and get good corpses. Drink blood in public to get people mad at you, it's easier than slaughtering everyone one by one. Don't kill our vampire buddy, he's a good source of info. Praise Nasnok!

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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #178 on: September 13, 2015, 09:19:11 am »

Holy Armok, this is brilliant and tasteless in equal measures. Does anyone else want to take the save, or I might try and do something?
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Re: Killing spree adventure succession game - turnlist open
« Reply #179 on: September 13, 2015, 09:22:37 am »

how bad is the lag? I might take a turn after all. I wana raid a vault. I think we can take em.
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