Feh heh heh... Gonna crawl out dis zoggin' hole, then sneak on dat liddle grot all kunnin' and sneaky-loike and GRAB... oi, did I say dat out loud?
"Yeah wats dis runty grot fink he is, 'avin a bigga stick den me? i'll show 'im"
You attempt to scramble out of the hole, but find yourself unable to dig out with your head like this. Retreating back inside, you give the hole a few good thumps, and start tearing out roots until the hole is big enough to hop out of.
You haul yourself out of the hole, huffing and gasping from the exertion. Come to think of it, you're kind of runty yourself, and you could go for a squig right about now.
(Stat gained: Size)(Stat gained!: Hunger}Looking over at the snotling, he appears to have noticed you, and is currently cowering behind a tree root, the stick discarded in his terror.
You lumber over and collect the stick
(Stick gained!)What do we generally think of runty snotlings? can we boss them, do we eat them? Did this one put us in the hole?
Consulting your knowledge on snotlings, you remember that snotlings are the smallest and weakest greenskins. They take care of producing food for the Waaagh! and are kept as pets or convenient snacks by other Orks.
You try not to question how you know this, having never seen a snotling before this in your life. Questioning things like that typically doesn't end well for an Ork.
He doesnt
look big enough to put you in a hole. You eye him suspiciously
Size: Runt
Hunger: I could use a squig
Inventory: Small stick