The city in darkStart to cry, and start to pull out my laptop.
"My god.... where am I?"
"Not where we are supposed to be. But I don't think anyone really knows answer for that question." the old doctor says while you tear up.
nah, fight them with Kung-fu!!!!
New skill: Martial arts: [6] Specialist
Six men wielding various objects-turned-weapons attack you. Looking at their movement you can see they are all rather new for this type of fighting. "Amateurs." you say your voice full of scorn. They come, they swing, and they fall as you dance amongst them breaking arms and noses, kicking them down. It only takes few seconds before they are down. Resting your foot on head of one loser you ponder your future. These losers are so weak that you don't even need to try to puppeteer them from shadows! Such high class techniques are wasted on them! You might as well go all primitive with "rule of the strongest". Look at them, all whining, crying and bleeding on ground, literally groveling under your feet!
Large mountains caveJoe perks up a bit, as if he has learned something important. Wordless, he turns and walks towards the river.
Turn left and walk towards the root of the river.
Cautiously follow the crazy man.
Sonny's new skill: Spot: [2] Dabbling
Joe and Sonny walk through the forest, eating persimmons to sate their hunger whenever it raises its ugly head, passing near herd of bisons who ignore them, and by tall miniature mountain scraping ceiling of the cave. Ground is nice and flat letting you walk on brisk pace through tall grass covering the ground, but it still stakes few hours before you find anything new.
The forest ends and gives way to large open area. In middle of the area lies a city on shore of the river. There's no skyscrapers or any other very tall buildings, but the ones you see are by no means unimpressive. They are made of glass and white stone, and look like they were designed by an artist with sci-fi fetish rather than by an architect. It has very futuristic vibe, physics defying arcs and very beautiful overall look. Some of the people seem to be wearing black oddly shaped helmets, but you can't tell details from this distance.
((Holy hell, I just looked at my character's sheet. I like how you included the names for King Fitz and Wilson that Joe made.
Edit: Well everyone actually has some pretty nice skill rolls.))
((Well, it's not like they exist only in Joe's head, right?
And yeah, RNG has been very merciful when it comes to rolling for new skills.))
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