(sorry for the delay, my crappy narration took longer than I thought.
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Howdy folks! and welcome to the first ever loser's battle royale! Yes, we'll be watching the worst of the worst. Each one of these 16 failures is here to die for your enjoyment. Lets bring 'em out!
(going clockwise starting at the south end) Lucan Stone the Unbreakable, Obuesno Osnukngog the Troll, Dengu the Imaler, Ilpi AmberMead, Lumash Zatidar, THE BOAT MURDERER, Ajax the Manifold, Kieran the Killpocalypse, Setro of the Wicked Moon, Lady Varano the Proud, Uric of Battlefailed, Pok Pok, Phalanx, Snamozaspna, Strokodogaynkin, and last but not least, Silver Bull
Enough talking, Let's begin shall we.
Sorry about the low framerate. I didn't notice 'till it was too late.
There are simply too many combat logs to take screenshots of, and the log exceeds the character limit, so you'll have to view it
here.
Right off the bat Strokodogaynkin launches an arrow right into Snamozaspna's chest. Good thing he had that copper breastplate or it would have likely pierced his heart. Well, bad for Strokodogaynkin, as Snamozaspna then promptly smashed his arm into pulp.
Meanwhile, Dengu confronts Obuesno, the monster sized troll. Has he bitten off more than he can chew? Apparently not! Dengu punches the troll right in the face with so much force the giant is knocked out!
Ajax and The Boat Murderer are dueling off in the northwest. Boat Murderer seems to be getting the upper hand when Kieran jumps in and chops Boat Murderer's foot off. The Boat Murderer continues to fight with Ajax while ignoring Kieran. He's surrounded, what else can he do?
With both Ajax and The Boat Murderer fallen, Kieran takes the opportunity for an easy kill. He slashes TBM across the belly, spilling his guts. But TBM just won't die! TBM continues to puts up a strong defence but is eventually decapitated by Kieran's steel long sword.
In the southeast, the bull and the moose face off. Neither of these gladiators carry weapons, both relying on their size and strength to deal damage. Both gladiators continue to try to gore the other with their horns but neither can deliver any serious blows.
Lumash and Dengu fight, but eventually the little gremlin proves too much for Dengu and his foot is cut off. With Dengu fallen over, Lumash takes little time to cut off Dengu's head with his unbelievably sharp adamantine dagger.
Kieran finds another foe to fight, it's Setro of the wicked moon. It seems to be anyones game until Setro gets a bite on Kieran and injects his potent venom. Setro then begins to messily devour his meal.
Back in the southeast, Snamozaspna finally makes a fatal blow by ripping out Silver Bull's throat with his teeth! His victory is short lived however. Lumash, no longer preoccupied with Dengu, stabs Snamozaspna's antler, which is apparently extremely painful because he immediately passes out. It's no time before the gremlin finishes him off.
This whole time, Lady Varano, Uric, Pok Pok, and Phalanx have been trading blows but none of them serious. But finally things are happening. Pok Pok cuts of Varano's foot while Uric smashes Phalanx's leg. Both gladiators quickly finish their fallen opponents off. They then turn to fight each other.
Setro's meal is rudely interrupted by Lumash, who quickly slices Setro's head clean off. Those adamantine daggers are the real deal. Lumash then shanks Pok Pok and Uric without much opposition and is the last gladiator standing!
Congratulations! Lumash, managed by Mavell_Duceau, WINS!