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[Unraveller]

Elimination I Match XIV

Monty the Dark Gnome VS. Ilpi AmberMead

Spoiler: Gladiators (click to show/hide)

-Monty the Dark Gnome- managed by FearsomeClarinet
360 Points
[Equipment]
112 Points: Steel Scourge
37.5 Points: Copper Buckler
15 Points: Copper Helm
24 Points: Copper Mail Shirt
7 Points: Leather Leggings
4 Points: Leather Gauntlets
5 Points: Leather High Boots
[Skills]
30 Points: Competent Lasher
89 Points: Talented Dodger
12 Points: Competent Armor User
24 Points: Competent Shield User
---------------------VS.---------------------


-Ilpi AmberMead-  managed by coldrake
Human Male                240
[Equipment]
Bronze Battle axe        48
Copper helm               15
Iron mail shirt             48
Copper leggings          17.5
[Skills]
Skilled axeman           60
Proficient armour user 30
Competent observer    18

Now that is one delicious smell coming from right below our gladiators, smoked snake. Mmmmm.

On the left side we have a very tiny creature. Monty is a mischievous gnome standing at roughly 15,000 Urists. I've gotten word from the totally legal betting corner that this little guy has zero chance of winning this match. Well, that is a sad thing.

Can he possibly hope to best his opponent Ilpi? A grand dwarf-like man, stout in size at 70,000 Urists with a luxurious beard. In one hand an axe of bronze, in the other, some lovely looking mead. This'll be easy work for the man who towers over his opponent.

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Battle Log (click to show/hide)

Against all odds! He's actually done it, Monty has actually defeated Ilpi. Those lousy gamblers are clearly trying to pull our legs!

[The Enigmatic L]

I got hit in the finger (which explodes lol) and fell unconscious?! Damn it! And I survived so many blows while I was unconscious! Bah!

+100 for dying in the lava in the middle, though. That was a pretty cool way to go. I didn't think my armor would hold up so well, too. I knew I should've bought an adamantine thimble to put on my first finger, left hand like that gibbering old fortune teller told me the day before the match. I'll never kill an old lady for spouting nonsense again!

EDIT: That bronze took a couple of minotaur punches and horn attacks, looking at it again. I mean, goddamn. This is why armor is super important but also why it's useless sometimes.

[Unraveller]

Elimination I Match XV

Varick the Undying VS. THE BOAT MURDERER

Spoiler: Gladiators (click to show/hide)

-Varick the Undying- managed by variablenonsense
Kobold 290 points
[Equipment]
Bronze whip - 52 points
[Skills]
Expert Dodger - 157 points
Proficient Lasher - 75 points
---------------------VS.---------------------


-THE BOAT MURDERER- managed by Azhf
Dwarf - 240 points
[Equipment]
Bronze Short Sword - 40 pts
Copper Helm - 15 pts
Copper Breast Plate - 25 pts
Oak Leggings - 10.5 pts
Oak gauntlets - 6 pts
Oak low boots - 6 pts
Left for skills : 153.5
[Skills]
Competent Fighter - 18 pts
Skilled Swordsman - 60 pts
Competent Dodger - 30 pts
Competent Striker - 24 pts

Were almost finished here folks, just one more match after this klassic romp.

Ah, back again I see. Varick the 20,000 Urist kobold has been pieced back together quite a few times by your truly. I don't know how that head of his is still attached. Well, he is returned to redeem himself. A round of applause everyone!

And his opponent is a dwarf straight from the hellscape that is Boatmurdered. The man has grown insane in his horrid time living in such a place. He gibbers constantly about elephants and magma, so I suppose that he cannot be so different than a kobold. Let it begin!

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Battle Log (click to show/hide)

Well done Varick, you've actually made it past the first round! Though, what sort of victory is against someone as impaired as that? Well done non the less.

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[Azhf]

Damn. I knew I would lose, but I was at least hoping my copper helm would hold true for longer, much like the other dwarf's did. GG Varick, you kobold bastard. I shall return next month, with a new gladiator! And know that I shall study long and hard and find the greatest gladiator to ever live!

That said, I will be sticking around for the rest of the tournament.

Also, I think that the champion of this tournament should fight the champion of tournament #1, for fun. Maybe let them have one last round of points too? And sorry to ramble on, but I want to +1 on that Battle Royale with all of the losers.

EDIT: He didn't even have any armor, and yet when I stabbed him I only tore fat. I don't deserve to be called a dwarf.

[Unraveller]

Elimination I Match XVI

Shotgun Gai VS. Obuesno Osnukngog the Troll

Spoiler: Gladiators (click to show/hide)

-Shotgun Gai- managed by Tavern
Human (240)
[Gear]
Iron 2-Handed Sword (-56)
Oak Gauntlets (one for badass points) (-6)
[Skills]
Skilled Dodger (-50)
Talented Swordsman (-63)
Skilled Fighter (-30)
Competent Observer (-30)
---------------------VS.---------------------


-Obuesno Osnukngog the Troll- managed by Max™
[Equipment]
Oak Helm (9)
Oak Mail (18)
Oak Gauntlets (6)
Oak High Boots (7.5)
Copper War Hammer (32.5)
[Skills]
Fighter 3 (18)
Hammer 1 (6)
Wrestling 1 (4)
Striking 1 (4)
Bite 1 (4)
Armor 3 (12)
Dodge 1 (6)
Observer 1 (3)

And for our final first round elimination match, let's see someone drown huh?

Another return-e straight from a far away land, wielding his famed blade and runed gauntlet, give it up for Shotgun Gai! He's a bit of a legend back home, though last month he wasn't so tough, has this dude bulked up since then? Let's find out!

And the last gladiator to be announced, straight from his home and loving family, Obuesno Osnukngog! Back home he has three children and a loving wife. This 250,000 Urist troll is looking to bring home the gold back to his family, can he do it?

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Battle Log (click to show/hide)

Well, look at that cyan blood splatter all over, ya know, I can't help but feel sorry for the old troll. I'll go patch him up.

[Azhf]

Is the second round starting tonight or are you going to start it tomorrow?

[Tavern]

Yeahhhh! Strong start, hopefully Gai can keep that up!

[Immortal-D]

No no no, this was a terrible misunderstanding.  As you can see from the battle log, Setro simply tripped, making it look as though he was trying to bite me.  When he fell in the lava, Zavier grabbed at his arms, trying to save him.  Darn shame, that

So how does advance work exactly?  Do I get another 150 points (or hopefully more)?

[Unraveller]

Well done gladiators, a loser's all out brawl will be held to blow off some of that loser steam. I will begin the second elimination round tomorrow.

Spoiler: New Bracket (click to show/hide)

Match I

-Thud the Mad- Managed by Arkansan VS. -Thurr the Animal- Managed by MrLupenTails

Match II

-Rovod the Red- Managed by Baffler VS. -Cadedi Icoricera- Managed by Eritzap

Match III

-Flakshed the Main-Man- Managed by Desolate Domain VS. -King Tuticane- Managed by _italics_/xub313

Match IV

-Sath the Cloakbearer- Managed by foxtrot VS. -Hokiak of Dryclaw- Managed by DrgnLord

Match V

-Cerol Trollbane, Monster Slayer- Managed by DS VS. -"Uncle" Dorian, Hero of the Freeclimbers- Managed by PresidentFord

Match VI

-Tortox the Sly- Managed by DoctorMcTaalik VS. -Princess Klackon-Ktsss-Ktss- Managed by Tesseract

Match VII

-Zavier SaintCloud- Managed by Immortal-D VS. -Monty the Dark Gnome- Managed by FearsomeClarinet

Match VIII

-Varick the Undying- Managed by variablenonsense VS. -Shotgun Gai- Managed by Tavern

Those of you who have managed to win may begin to upgrade your gladiators, post them of course. And if you are unable to do so by your match, I shall choose the most relevant upgrades for you.

[Unraveller]

So how does advance work exactly?  Do I get another 150 points (or hopefully more)?

You recieve whatever points your race begins with as well as getting any points left over from the first round doubled.

[Immortal-D]

So how does advance work exactly?  Do I get another 150 points (or hopefully more)?

You recieve whatever points your race begins with as well as getting any points left over from the first round doubled.

Sweet!  I'll post my updated Minotaur here.

Zavier SaintCloud: Ruler of the Tri-State Area
Manager: Immortal-D
Minotaur
300 points
2.5*2 leftover, +5

Helm, Bronze- 24
Greaves, Copper (sold)+ 11.5
Breastplate, Copper (sold)+ 12.5
Breastplate, Bronze- 40
Greaves, Bronze- 36
Gauntles, Bronze- 16
High Boots, Bronze- 20

Fighting, Adequate- 9
Wrestling, Talented- 60
Observer, Novice- 3
Dodging, Adequate- 18
Striking, Talented- 72
Biting, Novice- 4
Armor, Skilled- 20

322/329 points

Having completed my upgrade, I realize just how completely outmatched the larger characters are.  The point allotment of the tiny creatures means they exponentially surpass the big guys after just 1 round.  Still, should be an interesting set of bouts.

[Mavell_Duceau]

Ah, good show! I look forward to the next bracket, and the battle royale!

[Unraveller]

Unfortunately my gif recording thing has crashed twice trying to do this. I tire of setting it up. Would anyone else like to do the little loser's battle royale for me? I'd be very grateful.

[xub313]

These were some nice fights! I'll have King Tuticane updated soon. (I'm subbing in for _italics_ if you didn't already know)

Unfortunately my gif recording thing has crashed twice trying to do this. I tire of setting it up. Would anyone else like to do the little loser's battle royale for me? I'd be very grateful.

I can record it.

[Unraveller]

Anyone who feels the need to do their own guest narration and record the royale and what not may very well do so.