We open on this screen. No intro, just the Capcom logo, and then this. I already have a savegame but we're starting this from the beginning, so we're hitting New Game.
Each episode is a different case, with its own little summary picture. Almost looks like a movie poster, doesn't it? When this game got ported to iOS, the episode pictures got severely cut down, which was disappointing, but also kinda necessary. Let's get into it, shall we?
Music: PrologueWell, right off the bat, things get a little dark... and I don't just mean the black background.Is that really the first thing you think when you've just committed a murder? "Jeez, I gotta go frame somebody else for it, now."Ah, yes, HIM. Wait, who is HE?No time to answer that question, we have to go to A WAITING ROOM. Looks like it'd be pretty comfy if not for the two burly guys watching the couch.Phoenix:
(Boy, am I nervous!)Introducing: Phoenix's inner monologue! Any text in teal and parenthesis is Phoenix talking to himself in his head. Or under his breath, it's not really explained too well. Sometimes other characters seem to respond to Nick's inner monologue, but most of the time it's generally safe in his head.Mia: Wright!
Music: Courtroom LoungeGenerally, every time we meet a new character, (besides Phoenix, of course) we get a Profile for them in the Court Record. We'll go over the Court Record later, but Profiles are rarely ever used in this installment of the series, so I'll point them out now, since they don't matter much.
Phoenix: Oh, h-hiya, Chief.
Don't worry, Nick. I'd probably react that way too if someone who looked like that started talking to me.Mia: Whew, I'm glad I made it on time.
Mia: Well, I have to say Phoenix, I'm impressed!
Mia: Not everyone takes on a murder trial right off the bat like this.
Mia: It says a lot about you... and your client as well.
Wait, does it say good things or bad things about him?Phoenix: Um... thanks.
Phoenix: Actually, it's because I owe him a favor.
A favor, huh? *wink wink nudge nudge*Mia: A favor?
Mia: You mean you knew the defendant before this case?
Phoenix: Yes.
Phoenix: Actually, I kind of owe my current job to him.
Phoenix: He's one of the reasons I became an attorney.
Mia: Well, that's news to me!
Phoenix: I want to help him out any way I can!
Phoenix: I just... really want to help him. I owe him that much.
Phoenix Wright: Noblest of defense attorneys.:
(My life, everything, it's all over!)Mia: ...
Mia: Isn't that your client screaming over there?
Phoenix: Yeah, that's him.
He's certainly taking being framed for murder... well...:
(Death! Despair! Ohhhh!):
(I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna die!!!!)Yea. Definitely taking it... good...Yes, his name is really Larry Butz. Phoenix: Hey. Hey there, Larry.
I have to admit, Larry has some pretty great sprites, though.Butz: Gimme the death sentence! I ain't afraid to die!
Phoenix: What!? What's wrong, Larry?
Ya know, his profile says "likeable," but so far, I'm not really sure...Butz: Oh, it's all over... I... I'm finished. Finished!
Butz: I can't live in a world without her! I can't!
Butz: Who... who took her away from me, Nick? Who did this!?
Butz: Aww, Nick, ya gotta tell me! Who took my baby away!?
Phoenix:
(Hmm... The person responsible for your girlfriend's death?)Well, now I feel like a jerk for teasing him...Phoenix:
(The newspapers say it was you...)PLOT TWIST.Phoenix: Here's the story:
Phoenix: My first case is a fairly simple one.
Phoenix: The guy they arrested was the unlucky sap dating her:
So, yea. tl;dr: Larry is in trouble for supposedly killing his girlfriend, and asks his good buddy Phoenix Wright, Attorney at Law, to defend him in court. This would all be fine and dandy had Larry not taken into account that Phoenix literally just passed the bar last weekPhoenix: Our school had a saying: "
When something smells, it's usually the Butz"
Did he just never bathe? How could you stand to be around that all the time?Phoenix: In the 23 years I've known him, it's usually been true.
Phoenix: He has a knack for getting himself in trouble.
Phoenix: One thing I can say though: it's usually not his fault. He just has terrible luck.
Usually. Sometimes he actually murders people. He tries not to make it a habit, though.Phoenix: But I know better than anyone, that he's a good guy at heart.
Phoenix: That and I owe him one. Which is why I took the case... to clear his name.
Phoenix: And that's just what I'm going to do!
Indeed, you are! Next time! (Seriously guys, this one alone took me like 4 hours, and I need to get some sleep.)Also, a question: Do you guys like the transcript, or can I just start image-dumping every text screen? The latter is easier and less time-consuming for me, but will take up a helluva lot more space. Also also, Does anyone have a way of making a .gif that doesn't get compressed to crap despite the source video being hella small to begin with. The only way I found was to make the image way bigger, and even then it was still pretty compressed. (As you can see above)