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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!  (Read 39908 times)

NJW2000

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #150 on: August 24, 2015, 03:58:09 pm »

Okay, finally done flame's.

Just wanted to draw a buncha demons getting roasted.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #151 on: August 24, 2015, 04:09:44 pm »

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« Reply #152 on: September 01, 2015, 08:42:54 am »

I can't imagine even dwarves eating this, except maybe as a dare when the party has already went on too long:

This is a stack of 23 exceptional prepared prepared giant louse intestines roast.  The ingredients are exceptionally minced elk bird tallow, exceptionally minced chopped rutherer liver, exceptionally minced leech meat and exceptionally minced prepared giant louse intestines.

Speaking of which, I think I've found the dwarven morning after remedy:

This is a stack of 48 exceptional prepared dwarven wine roast.  The ingredients are superiorly minced giant python egg, exceptionally minced dwarven wine, exceptionally minced dwarven wine and exceptionally minced dwarven wine.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #153 on: September 01, 2015, 10:59:24 am »

I can't imagine even dwarves eating this, except maybe as a dare when the party has already went on too long:

This is a stack of 23 exceptional prepared prepared giant louse intestines roast.  The ingredients are exceptionally minced elk bird tallow, exceptionally minced chopped rutherer liver, exceptionally minced leech meat and exceptionally minced prepared giant louse intestines.

Speaking of which, I think I've found the dwarven morning after remedy:

This is a stack of 48 exceptional prepared dwarven wine roast.  The ingredients are superiorly minced giant python egg, exceptionally minced dwarven wine, exceptionally minced dwarven wine and exceptionally minced dwarven wine.

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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #154 on: September 02, 2015, 06:18:18 pm »

Did ya all die of food poisoning?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #155 on: September 03, 2015, 10:38:44 am »

A sign of good food is when everyone's too busy eating to talk.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #156 on: September 03, 2015, 12:52:40 pm »

A sign of good food is when everyone's too busy eating to talk.

I don't think deep fried liver-stuffed-intestines qualifies.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #157 on: September 05, 2015, 01:07:02 pm »

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This is a stack of 48 exceptional prepared dwarven wine roast.  The ingredients are superiorly minced giant python egg, exceptionally minced dwarven wine, exceptionally minced dwarven wine and exceptionally minced dwarven wine.

*how to mince wine*

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #158 on: September 05, 2015, 02:38:33 pm »

Your sticky note drawings are always the best.

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« Reply #159 on: September 05, 2015, 04:54:12 pm »

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This is a stack of 48 exceptional prepared dwarven wine roast.  The ingredients are superiorly minced giant python egg, exceptionally minced dwarven wine, exceptionally minced dwarven wine and exceptionally minced dwarven wine.

*how to mince wine*



That is incorrect.  He is not using a looted axe.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #160 on: September 05, 2015, 04:58:32 pm »

So did my last meal burn up?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #161 on: September 05, 2015, 05:02:58 pm »

So did my last meal burn up?

The One eyed elf sausage?

I left it on the backburner, it looks as if it turned into a fine powder of ash.

I forgot to draw it, and I'm pretty tired right now.  I'll see what I can do.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #162 on: September 05, 2015, 06:14:00 pm »

Two for one. It's amazing what a single hyphen can do to a phrase's meaning.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!
« Reply #163 on: September 05, 2015, 06:24:34 pm »

noice

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« Reply #164 on: September 06, 2015, 04:40:04 am »

You brought this upon yourself
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