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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Food Thread - we *might* draw your prepared meals!  (Read 39559 times)

Eldin00

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« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2015, 05:28:08 pm »

He's mentioned it as something that he plans to do, and I expect he can use a lot of the same framework as entertainers and scholars. Cultures already (in the next version) have music, poetry, and dance styles, no reason that this couldn't be extended to cooking styles with a bit of additional work.
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« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2015, 07:57:19 pm »

I'm working on the Chicory roast now.
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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2015, 08:50:34 pm »

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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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« Reply #63 on: June 16, 2015, 01:44:07 am »

Great! After about Thursday, I'll have time to draw these, I promise.
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« Reply #64 on: June 16, 2015, 09:49:53 am »

"UFO"?  Urist Fried Olm, I know, but I can't help but think of other meanings...

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« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2015, 02:46:27 pm »

I wonder if the other cultures are out in the market and say things like,

"Gee, I'm hungry. Wanna get Dwarf food?"

"Sorry, I'm on an all-elf diet, I heard it makes you skinnier. And you what they say, Losing is Fun!"
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« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2015, 03:03:13 pm »

I wonder if the other cultures are out in the market and say things like,

"Gee, I'm hungry. Wanna get Dwarf food?"

"Sorry, I'm on an all-elf diet, I heard it makes you skinnier. And you what they say, Losing is Fun!"

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« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2015, 04:10:40 pm »

I wonder if the other cultures are out in the market and say things like,

"Gee, I'm hungry. Wanna get Dwarf food?"

"Sorry, I'm on an all-elf diet, I heard it makes you skinnier. And you what they say, Losing is Fun!"

An elf diet would consist soley of mangoes and would be about as healthy as surviving solely off of mountain dew.

Dwarf food would consist of lard.

Human food would consist of McDonalds.

Goblin food would consist of stolen food, and the people it was stolen from.

This is an exceptionally prepared egg roast.  It is prepared using the traditional methods of the menacing Mechanisms, a dwarf civilization, distinguished by a heavy use of deep frying and sugar.
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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2015, 04:17:49 pm »

I thought elven diet would consist mostly of slain enemies... which sort of makes it a very dwarfy diet indeed.
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« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2015, 05:19:33 pm »

Hey, I found a picture of your kitchen!

That turns out to be from a fairly obscure Dr. Seuss book, Scrambled Eggs Super!

The tale seems rather dwarfish; a cook has a mad inspiration, travels the world for exotic ingredients, and creates a Planepacked-like scrambled egg dish comprised of eggs from a bizarre variety of exotic species. 
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« Reply #70 on: June 16, 2015, 11:46:34 pm »

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So a giant black mamba heart, some camel cheese and some giant olm tripe.

I imagine the chef melting the cheese, then coating both the tripe and the mamba heart in it and deep frying both ingredients. With the leftover cheese you make a simple dipping sauce, and finally serve as an appetizer.

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« Reply #71 on: June 17, 2015, 02:15:17 pm »



one-eyed brute meat x4
FOUR WHOLE ROAST DEMONS

Also I see a quote of mine in Salmeuk's sig, nice to be appreciated.

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« Reply #72 on: June 17, 2015, 03:27:25 pm »



one-eyed brute meat x4
FOUR WHOLE ROAST DEMONS

Also I see a quote of mine in Salmeuk's sig, nice to be appreciated.

Just for visualization of that, that meat stack is over twelve times the mass of your standard dwarf.  Volume-wise, meat is a little heavier than organs, but still should be similarly huge, as you obviously have more meat than organs.
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« Reply #73 on: June 17, 2015, 04:04:29 pm »

This thread is relevant to my interests.
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« Reply #74 on: June 17, 2015, 04:08:14 pm »

Will be drawing more stuff soon, last latin GCSE over tommorrow, for better or worse.
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