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[Toaster]

Well, nothing ventured nothing gained - magically burn the rest of the dude's body except for his arms, then fuse his arms to my body just below my other arms using the power I got from his burninated body to avoid any backlash.

Gawk openly at this.

[piecewise]

Go sit in my driver's seat.
We should go check out that campfire we spotted. It worked out so well last time.

Onward to new meatshields for the actually important crew!

We're gonna assume you get over there and make contact.

Someone please PM the new guys and get them in here.

Examine the campfire people. Do they seem like trustworthy sorts?

Thats really quite hard to tell. Judging from the players though:
No, if only because he's too prone to tangents and not being reliable
Maybe
Maybe
Yes, probably.

Well, nothing ventured nothing gained - magically burn the rest of the dude's body except for his arms, then fuse his arms to my body just below my other arms using the power I got from his burninated body to avoid any backlash.

[3]
You manage to get your lost fingers back. Thats it.

Well, nothing ventured nothing gained - magically burn the rest of the dude's body except for his arms, then fuse his arms to my body just below my other arms using the power I got from his burninated body to avoid any backlash.

Gawk openly at this.

I'd recommend gawking from behind something in the future. Xan is starting to try and find ways to abuse his power and this always ends in an explosion.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Ooh, a big thing is coming! I wonder what it wants! What's that on it's back?"

Baby deathclaw sprints to the approaching giant and climbs up its legs up to the platform. We're gonna have jolly good time playing together!

[Yoink]

"Whoaah... that's a pretty big big thing."

Accompany baby deathclaw up there! Begin gnawing at the upholstery, if there is any! If there isn't, just be cool.   

[Harry Baldman]

Alert the platform crew to incoming intruders!

[Egan_BW]

Hover about and pester the little beastie frustratingly close to clawing range.

Woah there, scaly one. Are you going to be nice and promise not to break anything, or am I going to have to melt you with my crystal ball death laser?

Huhhum makes an ominous laser-charging-up noise as proof of this capability.

[Comrade P.]

Grab rifle, fire a shot in the air, reload.

- HOLD IT PUNKS!

- We are, in fact, looking for some manpower. And we take in basically any schmuck we come across. But it became sort of a tradition that you at least introduce yourself before you get on board. So give me names.

[AoshimaMichio]

"I'm Ryan! I'm nice!"

I'm nice!

[Egan_BW]

"Oh.
Hey Ryan! Where are you from?"

[AoshimaMichio]

"From there!" Ryan points at campfire with one long claw.

[Egan_BW]

"Alright, but where were you from before that? In your former lives?"

[Comrade P.]

- More importantly, how good are you at handling stuff with them claws? Can you handle it so it stays in one piece afterwards? And how often and how much do you eat?

[Egan_BW]

For such a breezy ride, you're very utilitarian. Don't you want to hear his story?

[AoshimaMichio]

"Alright, but where were you from before that? In your former lives?"

"It was scary. Ryan was eaten..."

- More importantly, how good are you at handling stuff with them claws? Can you handle it so it stays in one piece afterwards? And how often and how much do you eat?

"I can stab fine! See? Big thing still in one piece!" ((Assuming I'm climbing up the beast right now.))
"Meal a day keeps mommy away!"

[Comrade P.]

For such a breezy ride, you're very utilitarian. Don't you want to hear his story?

- I'm really into the scenery of any place we visited so far. The inhabitants - not so much.

"I can stab fine! See? Big thing still in one piece!" ((Assuming I'm climbing up the beast right now.))
"Meal a day keeps mommy away!"

- *Sigh* _{beats having only cripples and non-humanoids around} Fine, I think we can work with that.

John points to the space behind him with a thumb, looking at the baby deathclaw.

- Now for the rest of you.