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[Egan_BW]

((Medic by dint of having two working hands. >_>))

[Xantalos]

((And FIRE MEDICINE

I'm going to heal everyone! BY BURNING THEM))

[Egan_BW]

((Yup. I'm just going to use bullshit telekinesis to help your burn victim, k?))

[NAV]

((Um, Xan only has like 0.80 working hands. His left arm is completely boneless and nearly torn off, plus he's missing his right pinky.))

[Xantalos]

((Oh. Well then.
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New post!))

"I don't know if you've noticed, but I have almost no left arm. How am I supposed to pick up that thing and put it in the jeep?"

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((Dammit, Egan. I appreciate you helping me not die and all, but you really shouldn't give PW ideas.

It's worth noting: we've officially reached the point where all of our members with thumbs are either severely disabled or nearing death. We really need to pick up some new bipeds soon.))

[piecewise]

Well Hyenakles is gonna be laid up for a long time, he's got broken ribs, spine and arm.

John, depending on who you can get him into (oh my) could have limbs.

And Xan...well he has 3 fingers and a thumb. He should also probably amputate that boneless arm because it is gonna get infected as is.

Harry has birdy feet though.

[Xantalos]

And Xan...well he has 3 fingers and a thumb. He should also probably burninate that boneless arm because it is gonna get infected as is.

Thanks for the suggestion!

"Actually, I just had an idea about that arm issue."

Time to do something perfectly sensible. This being go get the giant crab claw.

Then magically burninate off what's left of my boneless arm, chew a leaf of my magical healing plant, and use the pent-up sacrificial magic power from the burnination to fuse the crab claw to my newly bared shoulder.

That's how magic fire works. I'm a mofukin fire wizard so that's how I know. Any plebeians watching surely would have faith that I can do this.
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^{hinty hintittys}

((This seems like a good idea.))

[Yoink]

((Well, at least the party won't be too picky when it comes to new arrivals wanting to join.))

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((Grab the crab arm! C'mon, you saw what that thing can do!))

((Well, at least the party won't be too picky when it comes to new arrivals wanting to join.))

((You've been waiting, what, nine months? We're not going to turn you away. And anyway, substantially less useful characters have joined the crew with no opposition whatsoever.))

[Xantalos]

((...crab arm wizard? Know what, that sounds like a good idea.

CRAB ARM FIRE WIZARD

This kind of stuff is what really makes me like this game.))

((Oh and someone should note on the wiki page that I named the engine spirit after myself. Maybe make a category for it anyway, since it has some info about it?
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It might matter for if I start going memetic?))

[MidnightJaguar]

Spoiler: Wait for the waitlist (click to show/hide)

Name: Tepeyollotl (Tep for short)

Soul: He used to be a hunter and priest for his Aztec tribe, until he got unlucky while killing a jaguar and got mauled during its death throes.

Incarnation: He resembles a severly emaciated male human with his lower jaw, radius and ulna, and tiba and fibula replaced with a jaguar’s version of these bones.

He is wearing a jaguar skin, with pockets, over his body.

What You're good at: bows and arrows, sacrificing.
What you're bad at: Talking to people, having the wrong jawbone really does a number on your enunciation,
Your Hopes: Being in a land where nothing can eat him or at least having enough power that nothing can eat him
Your Fears: Being eaten
What you need to survive:  meat, preferably the fresh version and normal drinks
What's in your pockets: A single jaguar claw.

[piecewise]

Since Hyenakles is gonna be gimped for a while, I think I'll let more people join up. We've got 5 on right now, correct? We'll let 4 more on.

Who are the next 4 in line?

[Xantalos]

Next four are:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151279.msg6290801#msg6290801
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151279.msg6290990#msg6290990
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151279.msg6292276#msg6292276
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151279.msg6294100#msg6294100

So a smelly sasquatch-like thing, an overbearing narcissist plastic-surgery mom, a teleporting cat, and a deceptively innocent-looking baby deathclaw.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

If any of them are gonna be unresponsive, I'm calling shotgun on that spot.