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[Harry Baldman]

"Bloody bastards! Savages, the lot of you! Maniacs!" Mr. Bird thinks out loud.

Fly away! Fly like the pretty bird I am and always will be!

To the warbeast! Let ol' Warby be my shield!

[Pancaek]

(Well, that's that then.)

Be some spicy fruit, so spicy that any who eat me will dance in pain!

[piecewise]

(Well, that's that then.)

Be some spicy fruit, so spicy that any who eat me will dance in pain!

[5]
You attain a habanero like heat.

[Comrade P.]

- FLY YOU FOOLS! - John screams on top of his lungs as he rushes to Warbeast.

Get the fuck back to Warbeast. Urge Engine Spirit to move us, and move us fast.


((Hey people of the thread, a question. Does anyone use the wiki page? I feel like I'm missing some details now and then when updating it, and they pile up and lead to confusion.
Is it useful for something except waitlist, actually?))

[Xantalos]

Xankarvo promptly turns about and makes a quick retreat.

"MARK MY WORDS, FLOATING BLOOD FRUIT-OBSESSED PUSTULE! I WILL BE BACK, AND I WILL REND YOU TO BITS AND DEVOUR YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN TO STARVE AT MY FEET! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

Run for it back to the warbeast, get as far into cover as I can.

Spoiler: Xankarvo Grudge List (click to show/hide)

Most High, flaming god heart, for turning arm into fruit

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Knew those slithering fucks couldn't be trusted.

Hyenakles runs to the cockpit, and hastily commands the engine spirit:

"Things took a turn for the nasty in there. The penguin's dead, Xankarvo's probably dead, and unless the yellow guy is good at running, well, he's gonna be dead too. Not sure about the Johns, or Mr. Bird, but I'm not optimistic.

I need you to pilot the warbeast, smack down any snakes that come at us in the next few minutes. We're going to give the others five, maybe six minutes or so to get out here, and then we're leaving. We can't afford to wait on anyone too stupid to run. Alright?"

As an afterthought, he adds, "...and if we survive, I'm going to try to make this up to you. I just need you to do as I say, ok?"

[Beirus]

((I thought I got +1 to using the spike, Piecewise. Or is that not on natural 1's?))

"GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Eat that damn heart. Stab aggressors with the myriad syringes that I probably still have somewhere. Failing that, run away.

[Egan_BW]

Everyone: Keep rolling badly.

[fillipk]

Everyone: Keep rolling badly.

No No No everyone say "Fruit Me"

[Parisbre56]

((Use the warbeast to destroy the structure from orbit the ground. It's the only way to be sure.
Or maybe just throw a well aimed rock at the most high's home.))

[Comrade P.]

((Use the warbeast to destroy the structure from orbit the ground. It's the only way to be sure.
Or maybe just throw a well aimed rock at the most high's home.))

((Should nobody object, I would stick with "get the fuck out of this plane" idea))

[Parisbre56]

((Good thinking. I'm certain that a slow moving giant quadruped is the perfect getaway vehicle when you're being chased by flying snakes on a plane (of existence).))

[Comrade P.]

((Good thinking. I'm certain that a slow moving giant quadruped is the perfect getaway vehicle when you're being chased by flying snakes on a plane (of existence).))

((Maybe it is able to sprint or something. And even if it's really slow, we will be out of reach of fruitifying lightning, and when it's only Salthe, we can put up a fight with them as we are carried away.
I see your point and consider destroying the housing of the Most High more seriously now, though.))

[piecewise]

"Bloody bastards! Savages, the lot of you! Maniacs!" Mr. Bird thinks out loud.

Fly away! Fly like the pretty bird I am and always will be!

To the warbeast! Let ol' Warby be my shield!

[4]

You manage to break free and half fly, half fall out of the room, past John and down onto the warbeast's hand.

- FLY YOU FOOLS! - John screams on top of his lungs as he rushes to Warbeast.

Get the fuck back to Warbeast. Urge Engine Spirit to move us, and move us fast.


((Hey people of the thread, a question. Does anyone use the wiki page? I feel like I'm missing some details now and then when updating it, and they pile up and lead to confusion.
Is it useful for something except waitlist, actually?))

You turn on your heel and scamper down the war beast's arm and over to the driver's position.

Xankarvo promptly turns about and makes a quick retreat.

"MARK MY WORDS, FLOATING BLOOD FRUIT-OBSESSED PUSTULE! I WILL BE BACK, AND I WILL REND YOU TO BITS AND DEVOUR YOU AND LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN TO STARVE AT MY FEET! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

Run for it back to the warbeast, get as far into cover as I can.

Spoiler: Xankarvo Grudge List (click to show/hide)

Most High, flaming god heart, for turning arm into fruit

[3]
You run for the door but get hit by  a bolt just as you get through the threshold. [5] Luckily, you appear to have suffered enough misfortune today. You leap down onto the warbeast's hand but can't climb any lower due to the whole "Lack of arms" thing.

((I thought I got +1 to using the spike, Piecewise. Or is that not on natural 1's?))

"GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Eat that damn heart. Stab aggressors with the myriad syringes that I probably still have somewhere. Failing that, run away.

(I suppose if we wanna count the spike in your +1 we can assume you just did nothing that round, since it would be a 2 instead of a 1.)
[2]
You forget what you're doing.
[4]
A bolt of lightning hits your pack and reduces it and everything in it into fruit.

Knew those slithering fucks couldn't be trusted.

Hyenakles runs to the cockpit, and hastily commands the engine spirit:

"Things took a turn for the nasty in there. The penguin's dead, Xankarvo's probably dead, and unless the yellow guy is good at running, well, he's gonna be dead too. Not sure about the Johns, or Mr. Bird, but I'm not optimistic.

I need you to pilot the warbeast, smack down any snakes that come at us in the next few minutes. We're going to give the others five, maybe six minutes or so to get out here, and then we're leaving. We can't afford to wait on anyone too stupid to run. Alright?"

As an afterthought, he adds, "...and if we survive, I'm going to try to make this up to you. I just need you to do as I say, ok?"

"I suggest you arm yourself as well. On my own, it is going to be very hard to fend them off while also moving."

"We will wait for a few more seconds."





Flying snakes begin to swarm out of all the buildings near by.

[Harry Baldman]

See if I can grab a sword in my talons or something similar while still maintaining flight. If yes, help with defense.

And if not, scarper low and scarper far while the large target that is the warbeast presents a distraction.