Climb on if I haven't already, make sure to not climb up if someone is already on the rope though. Peruse the dead people for some fancy new clothes, maybe even a hat. Also take inventory of weapons and other useful stuff the dead have.
(You realize that every time you people take specific inventory of something you remove a source of quantum goodies. When you don't know specifically whats around, who knows what a good roll might find! Now, unfortunately, You collapsed the waveform)
You climb up and wander around, looking through the gear available. Everything outside is too degraded to be useful, which is a pain since some of it looked special. The stuff inside is all in good shape but is clearly mass produced for the soldiers. You find 15 gladius like short swords, complete with wooden scabbards decorated in red and gold, 22 metal shafted spears that really look more like giant needles then anything else, 9 full sets of clothing, including chest plate, helmet, gauntlets and shin guards as well as the underclothing, and a few scattered singular pieces. There are also three bows and a large box of arrows, plus 2 rifles and several small boxes of ammo. The Rifles appear to be single shot, high caliber and reload after each shot. They are fairly plain in appearance, no where near as ornate as John's pistol, but still flaunting that red and gold design.
Beyond that there's not a whole lot useful here, at least in terms of items you could theoretically take. There are beds, which look like they were for the injured, some basic furniture, couple of cots, and some spare wood and nails sitting in one corner. There's some other stuff, cloth from banners and the like, but thats all more scavenge then goodies.
"Okay then. Where are we heading to? I say we go wherever this thing came from so we can restock on food. And maybe get an arm for me if they have prosthetics.
- Do you really want to go where the giant warbeast came from with numerous open stab wounds and lots of dead people on it? Anyway, lemme just try and climb on top - this thing is tall enough to get a good view from. I'll see the trail it left, most likely.
After Pancaek makes his way up, climb to the platforms on the beast using rope. Jerk it a little to see if it's secure, then go for it.
You climb up to the top as well.
Watch the others climb to see the best way to do it.
It's by climbing and not fucking it up.
Even you make it up, despite your rotundness.
Provide moral support as the others climb.
If this is for some reason not appreciated, continue looting the premises instead. Perhaps enlist Flamenco John to help, he seems like a right friendly chap.
Well, premises looted. Or at least the loot is tabulated.
"We should be ok on food for a bit- I caught us some last night."
Offer around monkey carcass.
There seem to be no takers.