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[Beirus]

Are we eating the cripples? If so, skewer the most crippled one with my spike. If we have other food, have some after watching others try it.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((And if we don't... cripples first.)) ninja'd

Hyenakles smiles, and lifts up his jar.

"Today's your lucky day, if you're an omnivore. Aren't you all glad I had the foresight to pick some berries?"

[Xantalos]

"Are you an omnivore?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Say! That deer shank is starting to look bloody good. Mind if I have a bone or two out of it, Hyenakles?"

Hopefully get some bones to tide me over for a few days.

[Comrade P.]

- Sorry, Engine Spirit. It was not the best idea. Won't do that again.
We resupplied on water back by the lake, so I'll get us some more fuel tomorrow.

Pour everything left in jerry can back to the fuel tank, get one of the fuel bottles and drink it, pour the rest into fuel tank as well. Get into driver's seat and get some sleep.

[piecewise]

((Noooooooo I just needed two deaths ))

They're charging head long into the valley of failures. Don't worry, death will come.

- Sorry, Engine Spirit. It was not the best idea. Won't do that again.
We resupplied on water back by the lake, so I'll get us some more fuel tomorrow.

Pour everything left in jerry can back to the fuel tank, get one of the fuel bottles and drink it, pour the rest into fuel tank as well. Get into driver's seat and get some sleep.

You carry the jerry can back around and pour it into the tank. It's not a lot, but it should keep you going for a while. Need to gather more of that flammable rain like Xan suggested, might actually work.

You stow the empty jerry can and go slouch in the driver seat, resting your feet on the dash. You can't sleep with all the hubbub of other people being noisy, but you're at least attempting it.

"Say! That deer shank is starting to look bloody good. Mind if I have a bone or two out of it, Hyenakles?"

Hopefully get some bones to tide me over for a few days.

(You were unfortunately very near a smorgasbord. Oh well.  Wait, doesn't Xan still have his own arm bones?)

"Hmm. We may be able to fill the jeep with this rain, it's flammable.
Wait, no one gathered any but this small amount I have. Fuck."

Do we have food or water left? I forget. If we do, cripples eat the remaining supplies first. If anyone attacks me, set them on fire with the penguin or one of my molotovs.

You eat some of the berries and drink some of the booze. Well. Maybe a healthy dose of booze. You fall into the trunk and pass out.

[Comrade P.]

Leave all the available vessels (jerry can and a few bottles, I believe) open under skies. Hope for some flammable rain. Continue relaxing and falling asleep occasionally.

((Our wiki page seems to have up-to-date info on our assets now. If not, go on and correct it.))

[Xantalos]

((Bird ain't getting my swagass armtorch))

Sleep the booze off with the swiftness of a thousand frat boys. That is, quickly.

[Comrade P.]

((Bird ain't getting my swagass armtorch))

((You sanded that torch into mush when poked the mist with it.))

[Xantalos]

((The tip of it, I still have the majority of the bone left.))

[Comrade P.]

((The tip of it, I still have the majority of the bone left.))

((Okay. I'll add it back to your inventory on the page then.))

[Harry Baldman]

"Bones! Bones for the poor! It's like they say, if you've got bones on hand, you probably don't need them!"

Continue asking for bones while presumably keeping watch. Birds don't sleep much, right? Maybe see if there's any bones lying around on the steppe. Surely there can't be such a well-maintained grassland without something grazing and dying in it, right?

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"Let me explain something to you, Mr. Bird.

Through all the trials this 'heaven' has put me through, all the terror I've been subjected to, this deer leg has been at my side. When I've lost my way, she's there for me. When I've needed half a shoulder or so to cry on, she's there for me. We've fought together. Hell, we'll probably die together. So maybe, rather than treat her like some severed limb, you could show some respect."

Hyenakles pauses to compose himself.

"You can have a nibble, but that's it."

Offer Mr. Bird a bite, but no more. Brood.

[Beirus]

Have some food and drink.

[Corsair]

"Grar GRAR grar grar grar"
fall asleep after eating a fish