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[Beirus]

"Don't you turn water to fuel? And whatever fuel you took from the jeep? It would be better to use it for questionable food supplies that may or may not be poisonous and or add flavor to the fish."

[Comrade P.]

- What I make from liquids is not quite the same as the normally produced fuel. The difference between those is similar to that between fine whiskey and moonshine. But alright, have that bottle - I have a jerry can full of that stuff.

Speaking of booze, maybe you could chug a bottle of yours down, since we're on a rest here, and put berries in that bottle?

[Xantalos]

((Sorry, my internet's been out all day.))

Xan decides to ask one more question of the locals.

"What is the god capable of? What are his powers and abilities?"

More talkings rather than outright proposing to kill God ... yet.

[Harry Baldman]

((Sorry, my internet's been out all day.))

Xan decides to ask one more question of the locals.

"What is the god capable of? What are his powers and abilities?"

More talkings rather than outright proposing to kill God ... yet.

Help Xan out with the language barrier.

Also remain blissfully ambivalent on future travel destinations.

[Corsair]

If I am allowed to keep the hunted fish then barbecue one a bit away from everyone and scoff it, otherwise barbecue and scoff my own salmon

[piecewise]

"I wonder if the locals have a map of the Steppe. Preferably with notes on the locations of any obstacles that can't handle my girth."

+1 Steppe, if we get a map. Also, empty one of the fuel bottles and give it to Hyenakles.

You empty one of the bottles, by letting john drink it, and give it to Hyenakles.

Also, they don't have a physical map to give you, though you could always draw one based on their instructions.

((Sorry, my internet's been out all day.))

Xan decides to ask one more question of the locals.

"What is the god capable of? What are his powers and abilities?"

More talkings rather than outright proposing to kill God ... yet.

Help Xan out with the language barrier.

Also remain blissfully ambivalent on future travel destinations.

((Sorry, my internet's been out all day.))

Xan decides to ask one more question of the locals.

"What is the god capable of? What are his powers and abilities?"

More talkings rather than outright proposing to kill God ... yet.

The Lupine creatures don't seem to know what you're talking about. They view their god as basically all powerful, so asking what he's specifically capable of seems weird to them.

If I am allowed to keep the hunted fish then barbecue one a bit away from everyone and scoff it, otherwise barbecue and scoff my own salmon

Barbecue how? You got fire? Or things to burn?

[Comrade P.]

Barbecue how? You got fire? Or things to burn?

((According to his charsheet he has fire breath))

[Xantalos]

"If he hates you so much have you never thought of killing him?"

Propose diecide.

[Harry Baldman]

"If he hates you so much have you never thought of killing him?"

Propose diecide.

Continue to interpret while making clear that I do not claim to share the opinions of the parties I am interpreting for.

[piecewise]

Barbecue how? You got fire? Or things to burn?

((According to his charsheet he has fire breath))

Ah well I guess he does that then.

"If he hates you so much have you never thought of killing him?"

Propose diecide.

"If he hates you so much have you never thought of killing him?"

Propose diecide.

Continue to interpret while making clear that I do not claim to share the opinions of the parties I am interpreting for.

The Lupine do not seem to be offended by this notion, but they do seem to believe it to be...foolhardy at best. They tell you that you should look upon the plain of failures.

[Comrade P.]

- Did.. did that penguin just breathed fire? Nevermind. Grab what you need and let's get going.

Lead people across the steppe.

[Harry Baldman]

"So there you have it. God didn't make it to His job because he couldn't show some murderous vagrants what-for. Now then, shall we be going?" says Mr. Bird, getting a bit antsy.

Move along to join the others in their wacky escapades unless Xan has even more to say to these people. Being an interpreter is exhausting work.

[Beirus]

Store the bag, follow people when we get going.

[Xantalos]

"I suppose I'll come back to kill him later, then. Or maybe never. Good fortune in ... being forgotten, I suppose."

"Now then, that penguin interests me..."

Follow party, contemplate ways in which I could make the penguin into a prosthetic and have my arm breathe fire on command.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Dump the bottle in the river, move upstream, and more thoroughly wash it out. Fill it with an assortment of berries. Then, follow the others.